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New England Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Should Seek Out Escorts In London

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Major news in the sporting world and beyond was broadcast everywhere recently when Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots NFL franchise was arrested for allegedly hiring an escort illegally in the United States to perform consensual sex acts with him for money.

 

Kraft’s alleged deals with local escorts took place during a playoff game weekend, so if the allegations are true it suggests that he enjoys mixing his sexual antics in with vacations relevant to his football team.

 

For that reason, we think Mr. Kraft ought to consider planning some trips to London for the upcoming season. The quality of the 2019 international offering of games is obvious with three division games and five playoff participants from last year going out on the field, including the NFC Champion Los Angeles Rams. Two of the four London Games will feature teams playing in the UK for the first time:

The 2019 international games are:

 

  • Carolina Panthers Vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
  • Chicago Bears Vs. Oakland Raiders
  • Cincinnati Bengals Vs. Los Angeles Rams
  • Houston Texans Vs. Jacksonville Jaguars

 

The NFL will play two of the above games at Tottenham Hotspur’s new stadium, and the other two at Wembley Stadium. Dates of the games have not yet been announced, but getting a date to go with you to the game is easier than ever thanks to the lovely ladies of https://www.babylongirls.co.uk

 

Babylon Girls is a local UK based website that many people throughout the United Kingdom visit each day to find mates and arrange dates. Fortunately, within the UK consensual escorting is entirely legal. So whether you are Robert Kraft looking to have sex with a pretty girl right before the big game, or any other person over the age of 18 seeking companionship, we highly recommend you visit the best escort site in London right now.

 

One look at the amazing Escort Gallery will have you well on your way to finding the best score of your life. These are all playoff winning caliber cuties who can’t wait to meet you and want to share your love of life, football and anything else that’s important to you. After all, the joy of going with an escort rather than a girlfriend is that you have a pre-established framework for your short-term relationship. She is there to help you have even more fun than you ever expected to be possible!

It’s also worth noting, if you are a professional cheerleader, or a girl capable of captivating fans the way a half-time show should, it is definitely worth your while to contact Babylon Escorts to inquire about getting your own slot on the site as one of the top escorts in the UK today. You could be living a jet setting lifestyle, while meeting interesting men like Robert Kraft as a new career and all it takes is your own winning personality.

Valentine’s idea

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Timeline Wildlife Images Rehabilitation & Education center

El Paso Zoo in El Paso, Texas (where else) has a great Valentines special! You can name a cockroach after your ex and they’ll feed it to their animals! Must be very satisfying for some people. If you want to join, check this facebook post!

Other zoos have followed this idea. The Oregon Wildlife rehabilitation center has salmons you can name, they’ll be fed to the bears.

Happy Hunning!

Happy Holidays

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Happy holidays from us at The Hun’s to everybody visiting. It’s heartwarming to see this site still stand strong after being on-line since 1995! We still enjoy working on the site! 23 years is like forever in internet years. And thus far we’re planning on keeping this up for at least another 23! 🙂

So, even if you don’t celebrate anything right now, we still wish you all the very best from our side of the world! Happy Hunning!!

Don’t get tricked!

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If you received reports that your EMAIL WAS HACKED AND PEOPLE GAINED ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER, read this: There is a new way scammers are trying to make some cash… With recent data leaks on Uber, Twitter, Air Canada, etc…  hackers have gotten their hands on people’s email addresses and other personal information, in some cases including passwords. Many people still seem to use the same password for all websites!

We’ve gotten reports from people that received an email from an apparent hacker that hacked into their computer, gaining access to their camera and filming them secretly while they were surfing porn websites. Of course the video will be deleted after you pay a sum of money (in bitcoins) to the hackers… Rest assured… you computer most likely isn’t hacked. Your email address was probably in one of the hacked websites, which is where they also got your password. So it is a sign your personal information has been compromised by a site you signed up for. Especially them including your password in the email makes this latest scam seem it’s real… it’s not… Unfortunately people fall for this nonsense and transfer bitcoins to these ‘hackers’.

What can you do to prevent this from happening? Well, first of all, make a new password for every website. That way, if you get a message like this, you’ll know which website they took your password from. It’s always good to have a good, hard to guess and unique password for every site you are member to.

Although the emails that have recently been sent out are most likely fake and try to scare you into paying money, we can not emphasise enough that it’s important to have good security installed on your computer! If you’re looking for a free security program you can check out Avast antivirus for Windows, for Mac users Sophos is a free alternative. Happy (and safe) Hunning!

Sex Doll repair?

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Men hate not being able to fully inflate, but for a sex doll it must be terrible as well. And whilst men can rely on the little blue pill, sex dolls can’t swallow… well… you know what I mean…

Luckily there is hope! And that hope is called Slade Fiero. He is an expert in repairing Realdolls, a popular brand of sex dolls. So if you ever went a tad too far with your plastic partner: no worries! Contact Slade, he’ll give her the TLC she so desperately needs. It must be the next level in plastic surgery!

There is a documentary on the subject as well, a little preview can be found on youtube. Looking for some realdoll action online? You might want to check the Hunstore!. Happy Hunning!

Glad it’s now…

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We men should be glad it’s now… and not a couple of hundreds of years ago. Back then masturbation was considered wrong, something dirty. It had a be treated! One of the instruments used for this was the four-pointed urethral ring. It’s not hard to see how this would have worked. Not hard at all…

There where other methods, on wikipedia there’s an image of an electric device that lets an alarm bell ring once an erection is detected. Now this could be used for good cause: never let an erection go to waste, but in this case it was meant to alarm others for pending impure thoughts… Luckily that all has changed, enjoy your Hunning people! 🙂

Next Wednesday: Steak and Blowjob

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We all know February 14th is Valentine’s day, but there’s another “day of love” coming up: international Steak & Blowjob day on the 14th of March (there’s even a Wiki about it)! And of course for the day after Steak & BJ: the Chicken and Licking day. So, in order to celebrate both, here’s a recipe on steak, and one for chicken. I think you can figure out a way to learn about Blowjobs and Licking!

Spoil yourself and go for a Rib-eye steak. Cook it with the fat still on it, you can take that off after you’re done cooking, or leave it on, whatever you prefer. You first heat a frying pan, as hot as it’ll go. Add some oil (Avocado can stand heat nicely, peanut oil is good too), a bruised garlic clove and any herb of your liking. Season the steak with salt and pepper and cook for 1½ – 2½ minutes on each side. Take out the steaks and poor some wine in the pan (it will sizzle!), season with salt and pepper, maybe add a little mustard or honey to make a nice sauce. Enjoy with a bit of bread! The steak is best done medium rare, the blowjob should be well done!

I like Thai food, a nice easy Thai chicken dish is Thai larb. Add some raw sticky rice to a wok, no oil or anything. Stir continuously so it doesn’t burn. As soon as it starts to color (can take a while) grind it to a powder. Add some oil to the wok, add 2 lbs (1 kilo) of minced chicken and a cup of fish sauce and stir fry ’till the chicken is done. Add 2 dices onions, a tablespoon of dried chillies (or more if you prefer spicy) and some dried Laos (or Galangal) and stir for another minute. The add chopped fresh cilantro (coriander) and serve with rice!

Apparently for people that don’t go for either of there there is always Pizza and a wank. Happy Hunning! 🙂

Dr. BJ’s Bar

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There are many themed bars in the world, ranging from your innocent sports bars to strip clubs and everything in between. There are clown bars (Jumbo’s Clown Room in LA springs to mind), zombie bars, ice bars, gaming bars, etc. etc… we found one very interesting bar in Bangkok though… yes… where else…

The atmosphere is clinical, everything’s white. The staff is dressed as nurses. The bar describes itself with “soapy massage”. The name of the bar? Dr. BJ’s. You can come here for a cold beer… or a hot… err… soapy massage… Yeah right… as if the name “Dr. BJ’s” doesn’t give away what this bar really offers… Apparently the staff is very helpful, you’ll leave clean and all soaped up.

We prefer a beer…. or 6…. so no personal experiences on this review. But judging by the reviews this will be one soapy experience with a certain happy end!

After writing this article it was brought to our attention that the Thailand Police threatened to shut down Dr. BJ’s for openly advertising porn (pornography is illegal in Thailand). Now the bar is called The Chrome Bar… ah well… it was fun while it lasted.

If you come across an interesting bar, make sure to let us know. Just drop us an email or a message on our facebook page. It doesn’t have to be porn related, as long as it’s interesting 🙂

Waiting for Pizza

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A couple waiting for pizza was charged with indecent behaviour last year. Both partners pleaded guilty. It was kind of senseless to do otherwise: everything was caught on a security camera.

The couple ordered a stuffed crust pizza and thinking of that nice, juicy, stuffed crust got their juices flowing. Unable to wait ’till they got home they decided to go for it, right then and there, against the Domino’s pizza counter. The security cam registered them having oral sex and intercourse for 18 minutes, quite an accomplishment on an empty stomach!

The couple had been spared jail time. They were given 12 month community orders and a sex-month curfew which prohibits them from leaving their houses between 7pm and 7am. We would suggest firing the Domino’s worker that took 18 minutes to prepare a stuffed crust pizza in the first place!

The original footage can be found on youtube