Monthly Archives: September 2016

Happy Birthday!

jumpoutcakeThe Hun’s Yellow Pages has been around for a loooong time now! How long? Well, 21 years to be exact! This makes it the first adult website that’s finally got adult! I bet some of the visitors weren’t even born when this site started!

The design of the site never changed much. The color has been changed twice when there were some family additions and of course we adapted to mobile and tablet, but since 1995 people have been visiting this page looking at the same yellow color and the ever growing collection of links to free porn on the web.

How did it start? In 1995 I was finishing my education (technical computer science) and this thing called ‘the internet’ came along. Being curious I wanted to know how that worked and built a simple web page using some program I found somewhere. With that I backwards engineered how HTML worked and in the process I built this page. So it was never the purpose to build the longest standing porn site in the world, the only goal was to learn HTML. Once uploaded and shared with some friend on the web it quickly went viral (when all the social networks were still actual people meeting each other). The rest is pretty much history! Happy Hunning!

The oldest Profession

penguinWe all know what the oldest profession in the world is… turns out penguins do the exact same thing! Instead of doing it for money the penguins are charging rocks for their services

Rocks are the currency of choice for penguins. They’re hard to come by, they need them to build their nests. It seems the female penguins are quite sneaky about it too! They go off searching for stones, as they do quite often, so the males don’t suspect a thing. Penguins are otherwise monogamous.

Females tend to target single male penguins. They carry out the whole courtship ritual, in which the male offers stones to the female. Usually this whole ritual ends in mating, As soon as the ladies earned their stones they take a couple of them and run off to their own nest. It comes down to the fact that the most northers whorehouse you can go to is on Ross Island, about 800 miles from the South Pole. Now you know!