In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don’t feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine.
The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user. It’s height can be changed, but also the pulsting speed and massage strength. It also has a display which can be used to set up the machine, but it can also show video to help speeding up results.
Of course this means there’s a new job now: hands-free sperm collector cleaner. We foresee this machine might make it to outside pure medical purpose to 2019’s most desired Christmas gift! Fun at parties too, but make sure to stock up on the inner tube… for sanitary reasons… Happy Hunning!
Well, not on all bananas in general, but they put a ban on posting bananas online. Other fruit is ok, but not bananas! The reason? Porn (again)! The Chinese government ordered websites to check streams for any forms of “seductively eating bananas”. China is trying to put a ban on any content that might be considered vulgar, violent or too sexual.