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Monty Python

Every heard of Monty Python? They’re a British comedy group known for creating numerous sketches and songs for their comedy series Monty Python’s Flying Circus. They created a gem of a song called ‘sit on my face’. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it:

‘Sit on my face’ was released in 1982 and was banned in the US for it’s lyrics. A radio station playing the song on the radio 1992 got charged with FCC Indecency Fines and ended up having to pay $9,200 for airing the song. I think the lyrics won’t be too offensive for our Hun audience though :)… Enjoy… And happy New Year!

Waiting for Pizza

A couple waiting for pizza was charged with indecent behaviour last year. Both partners pleaded guilty. It was kind of senseless to do otherwise: everything was caught on a security camera.

The couple ordered a stuffed crust pizza and thinking of that nice, juicy, stuffed crust got their juices flowing. Unable to wait ’till they got home they decided to go for it, right then and there, against the Domino’s pizza counter. The security cam registered them having oral sex and intercourse for 18 minutes, quite an accomplishment on an empty stomach!

The couple had been spared jail time. They were given 12 month community orders and a sex-month curfew which prohibits them from leaving their houses between 7pm and 7am. We would suggest firing the Domino’s worker that took 18 minutes to prepare a stuffed crust pizza in the first place!

The original footage can be found on youtube

Michigan State

156bb480df0eae2.48792714Word has it Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all sorts of sodomy, anal and oral, gay and non-gay (sec. 158)! Punishment is set to up to 15 years in prison!

Sodomy is generally anal or oral sex between people, or a sexual activity between a person and a non-human. The word Sodomy originates from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, from the Book of Genesis in the Bible.

A thorough report on the matter reveals that these ‘punishable crimes’ are a favorite past time in prison though!