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Wifey doing her vacuum cleaner

Rule 34

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Do you know rule 34? Basically it states that every conceivable topic is covered in a porn version. We know this for sure when we wanted to test our own search engine to see what happened when nothing came up. Naturally we did a search for ‘smurf’, for which we expected to get no results… rule 34 though… there is smurf porn. Who’d have thought!

We searched for ‘vacuum’ on the search, And yes, the regularly listed WifeCrazy did have a go at her vacuum cleaner. It sucked… Not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing in this case though!

More reading on Rule 34 can be found on WikiPedia

In addition to rule 34 there is rule 35: if there’s no porn version it will be made. Have fun on google trying to find that one thing nobody has made porn of yet. If you find something please leave a reply to this post! Happy Hunning!

winged lion-phallus

Flying Penises

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At The Hun’s we always keep an eye out on weird things that are adult related. We came across such an extraordinary thing in The British Museum in London. There they have some flying penis amulets on display. They have amulets you can wear and the one in the image here is believed to be a wind-chime, it’s hung (pun intended) with small bells, decorated with wings, and has a penis for a tail. Intrigued by this there’s one simple question: why?

In the ‘olden days’ things where different from now. People used amulets and such for all kinds of reasons. This particular one was used by the Romans to provide magical protection against evil and to bring good luck to the household. Okay… A house full of flying penises… I don’t think you can do that anymore these days. Read more on the winged lion-phallus and other flying penises on this WikiPedia page.

CasAnus

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Now, for people that are interested in the notorious ‘back entry’ there is a hotel in Belgium that’s shaped like a colon. You can spend the night in a colon for only $150/night! That includes breakfast and free entry to a museum!

The room is really an art project by the Dutch artist Joep van Lieshout. Inside you’ll find a double bed, a table, a shower and a toilet, it’s equipped with lighting, running water and heating. All in all a cosy place to spend the night!

Come & Gone

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This is a product that made us wonder why we never even wondered if this exists… Watching a couple make love in the Hollywood movies makes you wonder where all the fun went after they’re done. Real life is different… real life is leaving wet spots on your bed, rolling over together trying to reach for that towel, or she running to the bathroom… all in all pretty funny, but barely a romantic end the situation deserves… there’s a solution now!

We came across a product called Come & Gone. According to the instruction videos on their website it’s perfect to drain whipped cream from a twinkie..  And basically that’s indeed what it does. No more awkward running, but an easy and fast way to clean your twinkie. Any twinkie. Their instructions are clear!

One review was hilarious! It came from Connie. She wrote: “My husband and I have been together for 43 years. To this day, we still can not keep our hands off of each other. My husbands ejaculate is the consistency of cake batter and pungent. It is always a rush to the bathroom to do a quick cleanup but after the last attempt, I fell and broke my hip and clean up has been taking more of a mental toll on me than usual. After my daughter bought this product for me, I no longer have to wait on the bed holding the semen in, hoping it does not erupt out of me like a volcano. Finally, no more wet undies, or glops of man goo on my floor. I am getting older, and rushing to the bathroom is just not an option anymore. Thanks to come&go there will be no more sliding around on loose semen all over my floor. Thank you so much!”

We laughed… Connie apparently has a wonderful sex life, but if your man leaves her “sliding around on loose semen all over her floor” he’s pretty potent for his age. Also the “explode like a volcano” made us raise an eyebrow… Volcano’s mostly erupt in a big cloud of ash and smoke. No matter the age of Connie, we doubt it’s dust exploding from there. Still, a very open-hearted review from a wonderful lady!

Happy Holidays

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Happy Holidays

We’re all set for the holidays at The Hun’s! Christmas tree is set up, heater’s up, we don’t want the tree to get cold!

Anyway, the end of another year. Thanks everybody for your ongoing support. We’re working hard to bring you new content every day. We’ve been doing that for 24 years now. Next year will be a milestone for us. In Internet years 25 is an eternity. Sure doesn’t feel like one. On the other hand… it feels like we’ve been running this page forever. And that’s a good thing! No matter what you celebrate, or if you don’t celebrate anything at all, all the best from us at The Hun and enjoy the end of this year!! Happy Hunning!

Oh, if you have anything interesting to write about on this blog, or you know of an event that might be interesting for the visitors of thehun.net feel free to get in touch with us.

Erobotics

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The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality has a meeting to talk about “Free Speech Considerations in Regulating Artificially-Intelligent Sex Robot Dolls”, according to Xbiz. Free speech for Sex Robots? Ah well. The term they use os Artificial Sociosexual Entities, they first came to the public eye in 2016, they’re shipping all around the world now.

One of the companies building Sex Robots (the sex-bot, who would have figured) is Realbotix. For 7,000 UK Pounds they’ll sell you a realistic doll. You can choose a custom head which is paired with hi-tech bodies that offer internal heating, self-lubricating genitals and even touch sensors. The sex-bots are powered by an AI app that runs on a smartphone or tablet. How realistic? Well, some men seem to think very! A man in China married his sex doll in 2015. The self-lubricating model wasn’t available back then. We can only wonder if he ever cheated on his wife with the internal heated model. 

The very first sex dolls date back to the 17th century. Dutch sailors created hand sewn masturbation puppets made of cloth, leather and old clothes. The first commercial dolls where advertised in 1968 in pornographic magazines. Today the realistic models are shipped door to door. How long before a sex robot will book a ticket and travels right to your doorstep? Happy Hunning!

Doctor’s advice: no popsicles

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danger!

Though it’s tempting this summer with the temperatures reaching all time highs, don’t stick popsicles up your vagina to cool off!

We’re not making this up, it’s not fake news either. The advice initially came from Dr. Sarah Welsh. The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin. Getting in contact with things like ice popsicles can cause infections, irritations and damage. Eventually it can cause real trauma and damage. Also, the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina.

So, what do you do to cool off? We suggest a fan and a chair. Figure the rest out… Or check this lovely lady on jokes.xxx that has found her own way to cool off!

Chinese hospitals introduce sperm extracting machine

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In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don’t feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine.

The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user. It’s height can be changed, but also the pulsting speed and massage strength. It also has a display which can be used to set up the machine, but it can also show video to help speeding up results.

Of course this means there’s a new job now: hands-free sperm collector cleaner. We foresee this machine might make it to outside pure medical purpose to 2019’s most desired Christmas gift! Fun at parties too, but make sure to stock up on the inner tube… for sanitary reasons… Happy Hunning!

NSA loves porn too

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Hillary Wang, NSA agent, loaded millions of dickpics to her home computer

FBI agents have discovered an estimated 16 million pictures of men’s genitalia… dick pics… Where? In the home of an NSA employee!

Hillary Wang, allegedly used a custom-designed algorithm to target users dick pics and automatically upload them to her home servers. FBI agents confiscated 14 computers at Wang’s home. A grand total of 53 terabytes of illegally downloaded pictures and documents from the NSA… How’s that for a data breach?

16,000,000 pictures of American penises… with 162,000,000 men living in America that could be as much as 1 in 10 penises! You guys better check your computer’s security! Safe and Happy Hunning!

Steak and Blowjob

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People, don’t forget, March 14 is international steak and blowjob day! There’s a good steak recipe from last year, we thought this year it would be a good idea to post a good blowjob recipe.

A blowjob is a shot that you drink without using your hands. The ingredients are simple: 1/2 oz Kahlùa, 1/2 oz Baileys and 1/2 oz whipped cream. First pour the Kahlùa and then carefully add the Baileys, making sure it floats on the Kahlùa. Top it off with the whipped cream. Alternatively you can make the same shot using Irish Cream Liqueur and Amaretto.

Now, for people that prefer wine or a cold beer with their steak, there are alternative blowjobs you can think of. Be creative! There are plenty of techniques listed on thehun! 🙂 Happy Hunning!