This is a product that made us wonder why we never even wondered if this exists… Watching a couple make love in the Hollywood movies makes you wonder where all the fun went after they’re done. Real life is different… real life is leaving wet spots on your bed, rolling over together trying to reach for that towel, or she running to the bathroom… all in all pretty funny, but barely a romantic end the situation deserves… there’s a solution now!

We came across a product called Come & Gone. According to the instruction videos on their website it’s perfect to drain whipped cream from a twinkie..  And basically that’s indeed what it does. No more awkward running, but an easy and fast way to clean your twinkie. Any twinkie. Their instructions are clear!

One review was hilarious! It came from Connie. She wrote: “My husband and I have been together for 43 years. To this day, we still can not keep our hands off of each other. My husbands ejaculate is the consistency of cake batter and pungent. It is always a rush to the bathroom to do a quick cleanup but after the last attempt, I fell and broke my hip and clean up has been taking more of a mental toll on me than usual. After my daughter bought this product for me, I no longer have to wait on the bed holding the semen in, hoping it does not erupt out of me like a volcano. Finally, no more wet undies, or glops of man goo on my floor. I am getting older, and rushing to the bathroom is just not an option anymore. Thanks to come&go there will be no more sliding around on loose semen all over my floor. Thank you so much!”

We laughed… Connie apparently has a wonderful sex life, but if your man leaves her “sliding around on loose semen all over her floor” he’s pretty potent for his age. Also the “explode like a volcano” made us raise an eyebrow… Volcano’s mostly erupt in a big cloud of ash and smoke. No matter the age of Connie, we doubt it’s dust exploding from there. Still, a very open-hearted review from a wonderful lady!