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Come & Gone

This is a product that made us wonder why we never even wondered if this exists… Watching a couple make love in the Hollywood movies makes you wonder where all the fun went after they’re done. Real life is different… real life is leaving wet spots on your bed, rolling over together trying to reach for that towel, or she running to the bathroom… all in all pretty funny, but barely a romantic end the situation deserves… there’s a solution now!

We came across a product called Come & Gone. According to the instruction videos on their website it’s perfect to drain whipped cream from a twinkie..  And basically that’s indeed what it does. No more awkward running, but an easy and fast way to clean your twinkie. Any twinkie. Their instructions are clear!

One review was hilarious! It came from Connie. She wrote: “My husband and I have been together for 43 years. To this day, we still can not keep our hands off of each other. My husbands ejaculate is the consistency of cake batter and pungent. It is always a rush to the bathroom to do a quick cleanup but after the last attempt, I fell and broke my hip and clean up has been taking more of a mental toll on me than usual. After my daughter bought this product for me, I no longer have to wait on the bed holding the semen in, hoping it does not erupt out of me like a volcano. Finally, no more wet undies, or glops of man goo on my floor. I am getting older, and rushing to the bathroom is just not an option anymore. Thanks to come&go there will be no more sliding around on loose semen all over my floor. Thank you so much!”

We laughed… Connie apparently has a wonderful sex life, but if your man leaves her “sliding around on loose semen all over her floor” he’s pretty potent for his age. Also the “explode like a volcano” made us raise an eyebrow… Volcano’s mostly erupt in a big cloud of ash and smoke. No matter the age of Connie, we doubt it’s dust exploding from there. Still, a very open-hearted review from a wonderful lady!

How many gallons

 

The average man has 7,200 ejaculations in his life. You might have heard of the band called 10cc (wikipedia). They named their band after the average volume of one ejeculate. Doing the math learns that the average man therefor ejaculates 152 pints of semen in his life. That’s 19 gallons.

So how much sperm is ejected into the world every day? Roughly a life lasts about 30,000 days. That means the average man has one ejaculation every 4 days (give or take). At the moment we have over 7 billion people walking on this planet. Roughly half of those are men. 3.5 billion people ejaculating once every 4 days is 875 million squirts a day. This multiplied by 10cc (2 teaspoons) means a little over 230,000 gallons (875,000 litres) of sperm produced every day! This means it would take all men in the world about 3 days to fill up an olympic swimming pool.

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