As the world continues to work from home, it’s harder to find an affair at the office. Now, with so many people unable to use dating apps or dance clubs to find partners for casual sex, everyone is turning their attention online when they want to get turned on!
Porn can get boring quickly if it’s pre-recorded, but when you masturbate in chat rooms with other people you can very quickly understand why masturbating with strangers online is quickly becoming the most popular way to enjoy yourself right now.
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Browsing the Masturbate2Gether website is simple with all the participants neatly sorted into easy to understand categories and plenty of info on their profiles to show you exactly what each of them are into – so take a look for yourself right now, and turn yet another day in isolation into the best sexual vacation fantasy session you could ever have hoped to enjoy in your lifetime. It really is that easy!
In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don’t feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. 
A British Airways pilot got fired… now that normally won’t be news, but the reason this man got fired was that he… well… pleasured himself in mid air. Wearing stockings he flew the airplane with his feet ’cause he needed his hands for other things. I guess he had his mind on his job… And admittedly… those long flights can get very boring!
Let’s learn something today! You can use this for yourself (if you happen to be female and haven’t found it yet) or for someone else of course. This gets a little clinical, but I can assure you, once you know where it is it will give you a lot of satisfaction!
“’till death do you apart’… well, not necessarily true… The artist Mark Sturkenboom already had a vibrator on the market that contains the ashes of a departed loved one. He just came out with a follow up called ‘Poetic Justice’. The package contains a vibrator with the ashes of a loved one, a scent to bring back memories to the intimate times, a place to store the wedding ring, the music to create a romantic atmosphere.
Utah is heading for a new law… to limit sales of Kleenex and Vaseline, in order to reduce masturbation. As if there was no masturbation possible without Kleenex and Vaseline!
Ok, valentine is long gone, but we’re building up quite a collection of masturbation confessions already. So we’ll keep this story on here for now.