We got many questions about the oldest dildo from the previous post. Well, it’s 28,000 years old and was found near a city called Ulm in Germany. It’s 20cm (almost 8″). Although nobody is really certain if the phallus representative was really a sex toy, one of the scientists involved with the excavation of the stone penis noted: “it’s highly polished”.
It’s made out of siltstone or whetstone and didn’t run on batteries for sure.
Checking some online survey results surfaced some interesting facts. 23% of the adults around the world have used a sex toy. That’s literally billions of toys! No wonder the sex toy industry grew to huge proportions, with sales in the US alone surpassing 15 billion dollars!
The vibrator is the most commonly used sex toy. Originally designed to treat female hysteria in the 1800’s, it arose in many different forms. Heavy Metal / hard Rock’n’Roll legends Motörhead came out with own design vibrator which is supposed to rock everybody’s world.
The oldest sex toy is about 22.000 years old, though it’s not 100% sure if it was a sex toy, a fire maker or used to hunt rabbits. It certainly could be used as a sex toy. The company Hitachi accidentally made on of the best-selling sex-toy-that-was-not-supposed-to-be-a-sex-toy. The Hitachi Magic Wand was designed to be a muscle relaxer. What were they thinking?!
The average man has 7,200 ejaculations in his life. You might have heard of the band called 10cc (wikipedia). They named their band after the average volume of one ejeculate. Doing the math learns that the average man therefor ejaculates 152 pints of semen in his life. That’s 19 gallons.
So how much sperm is ejected into the world every day? Roughly a life lasts about 30,000 days. That means the average man has one ejaculation every 4 days (give or take). At the moment we have over 7 billion people walking on this planet. Roughly half of those are men. 3.5 billion people ejaculating once every 4 days is 875 million squirts a day. This multiplied by 10cc (2 teaspoons) means a little over 230,000 gallons (875,000 litres) of sperm produced every day! This means it would take all men in the world about 3 days to fill up an olympic swimming pool.
Who has the largest member in the world? The Huffington Post have an interview online with Jonah Falcon, and Jonah must feel pretty beat right now… He’s certainly not small endowed with 13.5 inch (34 cm) of love canon, he can only stand in the shadow of Roberto Esquivel Cabrera. This guy has a penis of 18.9 inches (48 cm)! There’s even a video of him weighing it on youtube.
Of course having a dick that big is pretty useless. Most women would run away at the mere sight of such a monstrous member, and a visit to the little boys room is killing on your back. Oh, the average penis size is 4-7 inches (10-18 cm), so both these men are way above that.