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Explore These Options For UK Sex Contacts And Fill Your Dating Schedule Quickly

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Sheltering in place as we all hunker down in the UK isn’t easy, but finding UK Sex Contacts is actually easier than ever thanks to the British Sex Contacts website! Use your time at home wisely to find girls for sex as soon as the all clear is given, and send up dates to meet horny women in the coming weeks and months before they fill up their dating schedules with someone else!

UK Sex Contacts is the premier site devoted to helping Brits find new mates for no strings attached sexual encounters. There are plenty of people in London and elsewhere throughout the royal kingdom looking to find strangers for sex, but this swinger website is your secret advantage and it will keep your little black book overflowing with new rendezvouses every week.

If you are even more adventurous, and want to engage in rapid-fire short term sexual relationships, you might also want to pursue Casual Sex With Strangers at the even more extreme Strangers4Sex.com website. Here you can skip the small talk almost entirely and hook up with the rare birds who want nothing but a stiff cock and a firm hand to hold them in place.

Washing your hands and staying home may be essential right now, but you can make use of this time to turn the coming months into the best sexual adventure ever simply by setting up dating opportunities, one night stands and fetish sexual encounters with likeminded partners who will be hungry for a hard fuck the moment the ban on banging is lifted.

Make these sexy strangers line up at your door begging to be licked with some well played messages on these top casual sex UK websites and instead of feeling home all alone, you will finally realize what an awesome opportunity for hardcore sex with real strangers this actually is for you. Fuck, you’ll probably be thanking Covid19 for helping to get that string of 19 year old horny girls lined up for you to have sex with straight through the summer!

Wifey doing her vacuum cleaner

Rule 34

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Do you know rule 34? Basically it states that every conceivable topic is covered in a porn version. We know this for sure when we wanted to test our own search engine to see what happened when nothing came up. Naturally we did a search for ‘smurf’, for which we expected to get no results… rule 34 though… there is smurf porn. Who’d have thought!

We searched for ‘vacuum’ on the search, And yes, the regularly listed WifeCrazy did have a go at her vacuum cleaner. It sucked… Not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing in this case though!

More reading on Rule 34 can be found on WikiPedia

In addition to rule 34 there is rule 35: if there’s no porn version it will be made. Have fun on google trying to find that one thing nobody has made porn of yet. If you find something please leave a reply to this post! Happy Hunning!

Working From Home? Sex Cams Is Your Online Dating And Porn Replacement!

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As the Corona pandemic of Covid-19 continues to spread globally, many companies and governments are making major policy changes that are requiring a record number of people to work from home. Working from home can be challenging and it may feel strange at first but it also has some major advantages like Sex Cams.

If you were sitting in an office at 1PM on a Wednesday and all of a sudden you turned on Sex Cams at work, you’d probably be in for a lengthy meeting with the HR department… or worse. However, now that you’re at home all day, you can have free live streaming sex cams open on your phone, iPad, television, or monitor pretty much any time you want!

Even more impressive than the numbers from Corona contagion, the Sex Cams site is seeing its popularity skyrocket with so many new performers and fans coming together online each day: “In Italy our visitor traffic is up nearly 14,000% between 9AM and 5PM local time since the outbreak was announced,” said Shauna Jackson of SexCams.com, the best known name in live adult webcam entertainment. Ms. Jackson showed us the huge spike in webcam popularity as millions of people at home are seeking out new intimate connections with sexy women and handsome men online during corona.

The other important fact worth noting is that the outbreak is also causing many thousands of beautiful new amateur girls to look for work online at Sex Cams. “We have always had lots of pornstars, models and influencers showing off for the camera as fans get to see it all, but now we are also getting a massive wave of new girls who have never done this before.

With so many pretty waitresses, beautiful bartenders, gorgeous MILF bosses and sexy stewardesses suddenly out of work, it makes perfect sense that they would be on SexCams.com now, give you a first look at what they do alone to relax and enjoy their bodies to the fullest.

“The allure of new girls is that they aren’t jaded,” added Ms. Jackson. “They’re normal people, the girl next door to you or that hot cashier from your local supermarket may be on Sex Cams right now, and the only way to find out is to come and see for yourself.”

The selection is staggering with thousands of models online around the clock looking to have fun with fans that are home all day wanting to play. Cheerful BBW amateurs, Housewives hoping you’ll help them cover their rent, Co-Eds who couldn’t go to spring break, and so many more are all online right now with a whole lot to show you in live sex shows that will turn your time working from home into the best time of your life. Check it all out right now for FREE at https://www.sexcams.com/!

winged lion-phallus

Flying Penises

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At The Hun’s we always keep an eye out on weird things that are adult related. We came across such an extraordinary thing in The British Museum in London. There they have some flying penis amulets on display. They have amulets you can wear and the one in the image here is believed to be a wind-chime, it’s hung (pun intended) with small bells, decorated with wings, and has a penis for a tail. Intrigued by this there’s one simple question: why?

In the ‘olden days’ things where different from now. People used amulets and such for all kinds of reasons. This particular one was used by the Romans to provide magical protection against evil and to bring good luck to the household. Okay… A house full of flying penises… I don’t think you can do that anymore these days. Read more on the winged lion-phallus and other flying penises on this WikiPedia page.

CasAnus

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Now, for people that are interested in the notorious ‘back entry’ there is a hotel in Belgium that’s shaped like a colon. You can spend the night in a colon for only $150/night! That includes breakfast and free entry to a museum!

The room is really an art project by the Dutch artist Joep van Lieshout. Inside you’ll find a double bed, a table, a shower and a toilet, it’s equipped with lighting, running water and heating. All in all a cosy place to spend the night!

Come & Gone

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This is a product that made us wonder why we never even wondered if this exists… Watching a couple make love in the Hollywood movies makes you wonder where all the fun went after they’re done. Real life is different… real life is leaving wet spots on your bed, rolling over together trying to reach for that towel, or she running to the bathroom… all in all pretty funny, but barely a romantic end the situation deserves… there’s a solution now!

We came across a product called Come & Gone. According to the instruction videos on their website it’s perfect to drain whipped cream from a twinkie..  And basically that’s indeed what it does. No more awkward running, but an easy and fast way to clean your twinkie. Any twinkie. Their instructions are clear!

One review was hilarious! It came from Connie. She wrote: “My husband and I have been together for 43 years. To this day, we still can not keep our hands off of each other. My husbands ejaculate is the consistency of cake batter and pungent. It is always a rush to the bathroom to do a quick cleanup but after the last attempt, I fell and broke my hip and clean up has been taking more of a mental toll on me than usual. After my daughter bought this product for me, I no longer have to wait on the bed holding the semen in, hoping it does not erupt out of me like a volcano. Finally, no more wet undies, or glops of man goo on my floor. I am getting older, and rushing to the bathroom is just not an option anymore. Thanks to come&go there will be no more sliding around on loose semen all over my floor. Thank you so much!”

We laughed… Connie apparently has a wonderful sex life, but if your man leaves her “sliding around on loose semen all over her floor” he’s pretty potent for his age. Also the “explode like a volcano” made us raise an eyebrow… Volcano’s mostly erupt in a big cloud of ash and smoke. No matter the age of Connie, we doubt it’s dust exploding from there. Still, a very open-hearted review from a wonderful lady!

Happy Holidays

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Happy Holidays

We’re all set for the holidays at The Hun’s! Christmas tree is set up, heater’s up, we don’t want the tree to get cold!

Anyway, the end of another year. Thanks everybody for your ongoing support. We’re working hard to bring you new content every day. We’ve been doing that for 24 years now. Next year will be a milestone for us. In Internet years 25 is an eternity. Sure doesn’t feel like one. On the other hand… it feels like we’ve been running this page forever. And that’s a good thing! No matter what you celebrate, or if you don’t celebrate anything at all, all the best from us at The Hun and enjoy the end of this year!! Happy Hunning!

Oh, if you have anything interesting to write about on this blog, or you know of an event that might be interesting for the visitors of thehun.net feel free to get in touch with us.

Erobotics

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The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality has a meeting to talk about “Free Speech Considerations in Regulating Artificially-Intelligent Sex Robot Dolls”, according to Xbiz. Free speech for Sex Robots? Ah well. The term they use os Artificial Sociosexual Entities, they first came to the public eye in 2016, they’re shipping all around the world now.

One of the companies building Sex Robots (the sex-bot, who would have figured) is Realbotix. For 7,000 UK Pounds they’ll sell you a realistic doll. You can choose a custom head which is paired with hi-tech bodies that offer internal heating, self-lubricating genitals and even touch sensors. The sex-bots are powered by an AI app that runs on a smartphone or tablet. How realistic? Well, some men seem to think very! A man in China married his sex doll in 2015. The self-lubricating model wasn’t available back then. We can only wonder if he ever cheated on his wife with the internal heated model. 

The very first sex dolls date back to the 17th century. Dutch sailors created hand sewn masturbation puppets made of cloth, leather and old clothes. The first commercial dolls where advertised in 1968 in pornographic magazines. Today the realistic models are shipped door to door. How long before a sex robot will book a ticket and travels right to your doorstep? Happy Hunning!

Doctor’s advice: no popsicles

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danger!

Though it’s tempting this summer with the temperatures reaching all time highs, don’t stick popsicles up your vagina to cool off!

We’re not making this up, it’s not fake news either. The advice initially came from Dr. Sarah Welsh. The vagina is composed of very delicate and sensitive skin. Getting in contact with things like ice popsicles can cause infections, irritations and damage. Eventually it can cause real trauma and damage. Also, the sugar in the lolly could potentially disrupt the natural pH of the vagina.

So, what do you do to cool off? We suggest a fan and a chair. Figure the rest out… Or check this lovely lady on jokes.xxx that has found her own way to cool off!

VRConk Moves Virtual Reality Porn Forward To A New Era in Adult

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The start of VR Porn happened with a lot of fanfare and plenty of momentum in the press but a lot of that died down pretty quickly as people discovered that watching porn through a cheap set of cardboard goggles really didn’t look so great. Then VR started to catch on with gamers and tech gurus who began producing much more powerful VR headsets like the Oculus Rift and the HTC Vive, but having a cord attached to your head and needing a dedicated computer for VR porn was a bit much for casual fans. Finally technology and content are coming out to satisfy the real cravings porn fans have, and VRConk is at the head of the pack!

 

“We recognized early on that fans don’t just want to watch the same porn they can see in 2D as part of their VR experience, they want more than that, and rightfully so…” said Adam of VRConk.com “What fans want is a truly immersive way to enjoy sexual entertainment where the walls melt away and they have the genuine sense that they are present in the same location with the models as part of the action itself.”

 

The release of newer headsets like OculusGo means you can go completely wireless, and it’s the first of what will be many stand-alone devices that do not require any kind of computer to be attached. Just put on the headset and you are good to go! That breakthrough was big, but the moves being made on the content side of the equation are even more important.

 

“Our VR porn scenes aren’t just a girl filmed in a hotel room fucking, like you’d see on any tube site these days – we create fully immersive scenes with detailed atmospheres and environments that add a lot to the intensity of the action happening in the foreground,” added Adam. “Whether you want to fuck strange lifeforms as the captain of your own starship, or have a fetish for having Alice in Wonderland going down on you… VRConk is here to help.”

 

4K VR porn scenarios allow you to live in the moment while everything is happening around you. Enjoy new sensitivities and sensibilities as top name pornstars and amateur new starlets cum to life in the room with you. Turn your head to look around, zoom in or out and enjoy an unprecedented level of image clarity thanks to the new generation of headset optics and amazing camera equipment VRConk uses for each of its award winning productions.

 

“It was a sort of early-adopter tinkerer thing for a while,” Adam remembered, “but VR has quickly become ready for mainstream audiences, couples and casual porn fans alike. The cost of top quality headsets is now less than a couple hundred bucks, no wires of computers are needed and you can be watching the next generation of amazing hardcore XXX minutes after unwrapping your rig, if you check out the simple to follow easy steps explained in the VRConk members area. Come check us out and see for yourself right now!