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Get Turned On With Cams.com & Then Get Lucky With AdultFriendFinder

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Why wait around for life to happen when you can take control of your own dating destiny with just a few clicks?! The whole point of the Internet is its ability to make it easier than ever for you to find what you are looking for… and let’s face it, if you are a fan of TheHun, you are mostly looking for some quality pussy to play with during your leisure time!

 

Your quest starts at Cams.com, a digital playground for your sexual imagination, packed full of more models and masturbation experts than any college dormitory and halfway house for recovering nymphomaniacs combined! There are thousands of live cam girls ready to thrill you any time of the day or night. So, whether you want to become a cam model or want to see what all the other sexy playmates are doing in their private bedrooms right now, this is the place you’ll want to visit first.

 

Hell, that’s why famous ‘library girl’ Kendra Sunderland and so many other featured performers now call Cams.com their home away from home. Best of all, browsing is always free and these sexy vixens post plenty of pics to show off the main reasons they are destined to become the primary pussy you have in mind during your next fantasy session or date night with your spouse!

 

Speaking of getting beyond your spouse and back into that late night booty call phase of life you loved so much: keeping your hookups quiet isn’t all that easy if you are sending dick pics out to strangers on Facebook – and lets face the facts, that’s also not the most effective way to land your next sexual conquest anyway.

 

Why waste time online when could be finding local singles and swingers in your area right now with Adult Friend Finder! True, these aren’t all Cams.com quality girls, but now that you’ve preheated your libido, the girls on Adult Friend Finder may as well all be elevens on a scale of one to ten. It’s like going to a strip club right before you look for a lay at a dance club next door. In fact, you are actually doing all these girls a favor. If they were 7s and 8s before you watch girls get themselves off at Cams.com, now they get to feel like 10s because you’re already rock hard and ready to get busy with them even before they have a chance to ruin the moment by talking too much!

 

Dating at a club can feel awkward if you are shy, especially if you are trying to get laid right away and aren’t willing to marry anyone at the moment. Adult Friend Finder fixes that for you in two important ways. First, every girl there joined a site called “adult friend finder” – so your secret is out, they already know you are here to get laid! Second, the site has hundreds of thousands of people on it already – not just a handful. That means finding a girl who wants to snuggle in bed and cum hard enough to feel like she is visiting Valhalla is easy, because if the one you are talking to isn’t in the mood, thousand of others are ready to go with you right now.

 

Here is a pro tip: be yourself, and always be willing to chat with someone else if the girl you are talking to isn’t worth your affection. That’s the point… now with Cams.com and AdultFriendFinder.com, the odds of getting lucky are always in your favor!

Stolen Testicles

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Who does that?! A Russian TV actor (Dmitry Nikolaev) was hanging out in a bar in Moscow when he was approached by a young woman. One thing led to another and the couple ended up in a sauna somewhere. The next thing Dmitry remembers is waking up in a bus stop in a lot of pain and covered in blood… don’t you just hate days like that…

When he was found and rushed to the hospital doctors found out his testicles were removed. According to specialists the procedure was carried out skillfully, they couldn’t have done a better job themselves.

Police is searching for a gang, including a doctor, who drugged the TV actor and removed his testicles. What happened to the testicles is unknown… weird…

MrPornGeek Recommends The Best Porn With Rare Niche Discounts

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When you are searching for a new favorite porn site, model or niche, check out the free porn listings of all of the best porn sites at MrPornGeek! It’s run by one dude just like yourself, a porn true fan, a smut lover who gets off by finding hot new sources of XXX action and sharing them with the world. Mr. Porn Geek writes all of the reviews himself, so you get authentic porn fan flavor and the kind of love that big corporate porn companies can’t match. Each site listing includes a review that goes deep into details and includes plenty of info you won’t find anywhere else. Reviews that are completely authentic aren’t usually so easy to find, but Mr Porn Geek updates almost every day so the free porn list keeps growing and getting better every time you visit.

When browsing Mr. PornGeek you’ll notice there are a bunch of different categories for your convenience, like on other sites, but these get really specific like the Best Arab Porn Sites section, or Best Software for watching porn list. One of the most popular categories in recent days is their Live Webcam Sites niche because it’s not just all the biggest cam sites, it also includes some smaller unusual cam sites worth a longer look.

For example, MrPornGeek has also added to the database a pretty good webcam review site called bestsexcam it’s a unique review site that lists all the top live sex sites, so if your looking for cams, you can’t go wrong with finding the top site that has every imaginable fetish on live streaming in one place.

Also be sure to take advantage of the porn discount offers they give you that can get you free access to paysites in a way that’s similar to what Groupon does with mainstream group discount offers. You can also find discounts available on many of the reviews like the one he did about YouJizz with this You jizz porn tube review!

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The reviews are very well written and point out the best portions of the porn sites. If you don’t like to read all that much there are points at the bottom that tell you the main disadvantages and benefits of any of the porn sites recommended by this guy. There’s also a helpful screenshot so you can get an idea of what to expect from the porn site, and of course a link. Check out Mr. Porn Geek when you are ready to get serious about finding the best porn in the fastest time, because saving time is the easiest way to get into the middle of the action so you can search less and cum even more!

Buy her Panties?

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15731571_10154683411151294_293307656_nDo you know someone that’s lonely these holidays? Or are you? You can buy a bro (or yourself) a show at a new site that was just launched. And this is a show that comes with a memory!

We at The Hun’s met many people in this industry over the past years. Every now and then one comes up with something new and interesting. In this case it was an British bloke we met in Vegas. He made this site called Panty Bay… At first it sounded like another cam site, but this one’s a little different. The girls will do a show with you and when you’re all done they ship their panties to your home…

He was going to call it Pantie Bay first, but another site called ebay had a big problem with that and went after him. I guess ebay doesn’t like competition when it comes to cam girls… though I never saw any cam girls advertised on ebay… I did see panties there though. Ah well, I’ll never fully understand the corporate world I guess… Anyway, pantybay is offering a 20% discount to people signing up through The Hun’s (add the code ‘Thehun20’ when you’re paying)… so if you’re interested, for a bro, or for yourself, check out Panty Bay. Happy Holidays!

Greater Member?

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ad_228283283Bishop Daniel Obinim from Ghana says he can perform miracles! He claims he can enlarge a man’s penis with a mere touch of his blessed hands, and apparently people believe him as well!

The Bishop asks people that don’t like parts of their body to come to him. He gracefully offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them. He can enlarge buttocks as well, all with a touch of the hand… The bishop is highly controversial and is facing charges over acts he performed in the past.

We believe increasing penis size on the touch of a hand is possible, provided the touch is gentle and in a stroking motion… results are only temporary though! Happy Hunning!

High Roller

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image-pilotA British Airways pilot got fired… now that normally won’t be news, but the reason this man got fired was that he… well… pleasured himself in mid air. Wearing stockings he flew the airplane with his feet ’cause he needed his hands for other things. I guess he had his mind on his job… And admittedly… those long flights can get very boring!

The weird part… Pilots aren’t allowed in the cockpit alone… It seems the co-pilot stayed clear from the camera, he apparently still works at BA… Now you know why they call it a cockpit…

It’s clear this wasn’t a flight with WiFi on board. The pilot had pornographic magazines open on the aircraft’s controls. Obviously he normally would have checked thehun.net on his mobile to get his kicks! Happy Hunning!

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Happy Birthday!

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jumpoutcakeThe Hun’s Yellow Pages has been around for a loooong time now! How long? Well, 21 years to be exact! This makes it the first adult website that’s finally got adult! I bet some of the visitors weren’t even born when this site started!

The design of the site never changed much. The color has been changed twice when there were some family additions and of course we adapted to mobile and tablet, but since 1995 people have been visiting this page looking at the same yellow color and the ever growing collection of links to free porn on the web.

How did it start? In 1995 I was finishing my education (technical computer science) and this thing called ‘the internet’ came along. Being curious I wanted to know how that worked and built a simple web page using some program I found somewhere. With that I backwards engineered how HTML worked and in the process I built this page. So it was never the purpose to build the longest standing porn site in the world, the only goal was to learn HTML. Once uploaded and shared with some friend on the web it quickly went viral (when all the social networks were still actual people meeting each other). The rest is pretty much history! Happy Hunning!

The oldest Profession

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penguinWe all know what the oldest profession in the world is… turns out penguins do the exact same thing! Instead of doing it for money the penguins are charging rocks for their services

Rocks are the currency of choice for penguins. They’re hard to come by, they need them to build their nests. It seems the female penguins are quite sneaky about it too! They go off searching for stones, as they do quite often, so the males don’t suspect a thing. Penguins are otherwise monogamous.

Females tend to target single male penguins. They carry out the whole courtship ritual, in which the male offers stones to the female. Usually this whole ritual ends in mating, As soon as the ladies earned their stones they take a couple of them and run off to their own nest. It comes down to the fact that the most northers whorehouse you can go to is on Ross Island, about 800 miles from the South Pole. Now you know!

Car Lover

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van_grillIn Dayton, Ohio, a man was arrested for having sex with a van. Now we know there are girls out there described as ‘vans’, but in this case the van was a solid van. The man stuck his penis in the grill of the van and started to have sex with it. The man was arrested and charged with public indecency.

Over the years many people have been caught having sex with unusual objects. Another man from the lovely state of Ohio (Hamilton) was arrested multiple times for having sex with his pool raft. He didn’t even bother to draw a face on it. His neighbours reported the man who was then arrested for the 5th time for public indecency… you can’t even love pool rafts anymore. Maybe he should have used the one in his own pool…

Not only the US has weird couples. In Sweden a man attempted to have intercourse with a wasps nest! Now, we reckon that’s not a very smart idea for obvious reasons. His attempt succeeded, evidence was found on the nest that implies the man managed to reach satisfaction, but over 50 wasp stings in his genitals and 100 more on the rest of his body was a little bit too much. He died.

Other object people have been caught in intimate relations with include sofa’s, pizzas, bicycles and picnic tables… Ew… Again in Ohio, Bellevue this time, a man was videotaped by his neighbor whilst having sex with a picnic table. We wonder what’s more perverted, having sex with a picnic table or videotaping your neighbour while doing so…

In Hong Kong a man was arrested when he got himself caught in an intimate rendezvous with a park bench. He stuck his manhood through a hole in the bench and got stuck. The man had to be transported to the hospital, bench and all, where it took 4 hours to cut him loose. 4 hours is more than what most people get.

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A man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota was arrested after being chased out of his neighbor’s yard with his video camera. The footage shot showed the man masturbating and having sex with traffic signs. Police couldn’t go through all the material. Over the years the man collected 2 years worth of coverage of the man having sex with traffic  signs.

In the UK a man was caught having sex with a dead deer. After being arrested the man told the police he found the deer lying in a ditch and moved the corpse into the woods where he consummated his endeavor. He was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – bestiality in lamers terms – his defence claimed that a carcass however does not qualify as an animal. The man had a previous conviction of shooting dead a horse so he could have sex with it. Weird fellow…

 

Porn site database with reviews & discounts at X3GUIDE

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thehun-imageThe Hun’s Yellow Pages is the best place for free porn, but sometimes we’re asked if there’s a database of porn paysites somewhere.

In our opinion, one of the best places for that is X3GUIDE. I sometimes visit them for some info too, it is a clean and ad free database. They list all of the paysites, from the oldest to the newest porn sites, broken down by category. You could use their database to find the oldest amateur sites, or the newest MILF sites. They even have a VR (virtual reality) porn site list.

X3GUIDE is a porn review site as well, not just a database. Their porn site reviews are professional and honest. If you want to see stats before subscribing a site, x3guide has it all. Number of photo galleries and videos, photo resolutions, the formats and bitrates of the videos, and how often they update.

The porn site discounts section is also worth exploring, they have some great deals.