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Lumidolls

Barcelona has a world premiere! They opened a brothel with only sex dolls. The working staff of the brother consists of 4 willing sex dolls: Lili, Kay, Leiza and Aki.

80 Euros (about 86 USD) will buy you one hour with one of their 4 ‘workers’. These girls will never complain about anything. Their pillow talk isn’t very interesting though. A woman that lets you do anything you want without making a sound whatsoever seems like a lot of men’s dream come true though.

We compared the ‘girls’ in Barcelona with the one girl we have for sale at the hunstore, we have to admit the ones at the brothel look a lot more realistic! So you can buy a return ticket to Barcelona, enjoy the scenery and have your way with a realistic love doll for under 90 bucks (ticket not included), or you can have a doll all to yourself… This will set you back 2 grand though! The upside is that you can decide who gets to use the doll… it would be the option for the more jealous minded men! Now you know!

Stolen Testicles

Who does that?! A Russian TV actor (Dmitry Nikolaev) was hanging out in a bar in Moscow when he was approached by a young woman. One thing led to another and the couple ended up in a sauna somewhere. The next thing Dmitry remembers is waking up in a bus stop in a lot of pain and covered in blood… don’t you just hate days like that…

When he was found and rushed to the hospital doctors found out his testicles were removed. According to specialists the procedure was carried out skillfully, they couldn’t have done a better job themselves.

Police is searching for a gang, including a doctor, who drugged the TV actor and removed his testicles. What happened to the testicles is unknown… weird…

Buy her Panties?

15731571_10154683411151294_293307656_nDo you know someone that’s lonely these holidays? Or are you? You can buy a bro (or yourself) a show at a new site that was just launched. And this is a show that comes with a memory!

We at The Hun’s met many people in this industry over the past years. Every now and then one comes up with something new and interesting. In this case it was an British bloke we met in Vegas. He made this site called Panty Bay… At first it sounded like another cam site, but this one’s a little different. The girls will do a show with you and when you’re all done they ship their panties to your home…

He was going to call it Pantie Bay first, but another site called ebay had a big problem with that and went after him. I guess ebay doesn’t like competition when it comes to cam girls… though I never saw any cam girls advertised on ebay… I did see panties there though. Ah well, I’ll never fully understand the corporate world I guess… Anyway, pantybay is offering a 20% discount to people signing up through The Hun’s (add the code ‘Thehun20’ when you’re paying)… so if you’re interested, for a bro, or for yourself, check out Panty Bay. Happy Holidays!

Greater Member?

ad_228283283Bishop Daniel Obinim from Ghana says he can perform miracles! He claims he can enlarge a man’s penis with a mere touch of his blessed hands, and apparently people believe him as well!

The Bishop asks people that don’t like parts of their body to come to him. He gracefully offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them. He can enlarge buttocks as well, all with a touch of the hand… The bishop is highly controversial and is facing charges over acts he performed in the past.

We believe increasing penis size on the touch of a hand is possible, provided the touch is gentle and in a stroking motion… results are only temporary though! Happy Hunning!

High Roller

image-pilotA British Airways pilot got fired… now that normally won’t be news, but the reason this man got fired was that he… well… pleasured himself in mid air. Wearing stockings he flew the airplane with his feet ’cause he needed his hands for other things. I guess he had his mind on his job… And admittedly… those long flights can get very boring!

The weird part… Pilots aren’t allowed in the cockpit alone… It seems the co-pilot stayed clear from the camera, he apparently still works at BA… Now you know why they call it a cockpit…

It’s clear this wasn’t a flight with WiFi on board. The pilot had pornographic magazines open on the aircraft’s controls. Obviously he normally would have checked thehun.net on his mobile to get his kicks! Happy Hunning!

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Happy Birthday!

jumpoutcakeThe Hun’s Yellow Pages has been around for a loooong time now! How long? Well, 21 years to be exact! This makes it the first adult website that’s finally got adult! I bet some of the visitors weren’t even born when this site started!

The design of the site never changed much. The color has been changed twice when there were some family additions and of course we adapted to mobile and tablet, but since 1995 people have been visiting this page looking at the same yellow color and the ever growing collection of links to free porn on the web.

How did it start? In 1995 I was finishing my education (technical computer science) and this thing called ‘the internet’ came along. Being curious I wanted to know how that worked and built a simple web page using some program I found somewhere. With that I backwards engineered how HTML worked and in the process I built this page. So it was never the purpose to build the longest standing porn site in the world, the only goal was to learn HTML. Once uploaded and shared with some friend on the web it quickly went viral (when all the social networks were still actual people meeting each other). The rest is pretty much history! Happy Hunning!

The oldest Profession

penguinWe all know what the oldest profession in the world is… turns out penguins do the exact same thing! Instead of doing it for money the penguins are charging rocks for their services

Rocks are the currency of choice for penguins. They’re hard to come by, they need them to build their nests. It seems the female penguins are quite sneaky about it too! They go off searching for stones, as they do quite often, so the males don’t suspect a thing. Penguins are otherwise monogamous.

Females tend to target single male penguins. They carry out the whole courtship ritual, in which the male offers stones to the female. Usually this whole ritual ends in mating, As soon as the ladies earned their stones they take a couple of them and run off to their own nest. It comes down to the fact that the most northers whorehouse you can go to is on Ross Island, about 800 miles from the South Pole. Now you know!

Car Lover

van_grillIn Dayton, Ohio, a man was arrested for having sex with a van. Now we know there are girls out there described as ‘vans’, but in this case the van was a solid van. The man stuck his penis in the grill of the van and started to have sex with it. The man was arrested and charged with public indecency.

Over the years many people have been caught having sex with unusual objects. Another man from the lovely state of Ohio (Hamilton) was arrested multiple times for having sex with his pool raft. He didn’t even bother to draw a face on it. His neighbours reported the man who was then arrested for the 5th time for public indecency… you can’t even love pool rafts anymore. Maybe he should have used the one in his own pool…

Not only the US has weird couples. In Sweden a man attempted to have intercourse with a wasps nest! Now, we reckon that’s not a very smart idea for obvious reasons. His attempt succeeded, evidence was found on the nest that implies the man managed to reach satisfaction, but over 50 wasp stings in his genitals and 100 more on the rest of his body was a little bit too much. He died.

Other object people have been caught in intimate relations with include sofa’s, pizzas, bicycles and picnic tables… Ew… Again in Ohio, Bellevue this time, a man was videotaped by his neighbor whilst having sex with a picnic table. We wonder what’s more perverted, having sex with a picnic table or videotaping your neighbour while doing so…

In Hong Kong a man was arrested when he got himself caught in an intimate rendezvous with a park bench. He stuck his manhood through a hole in the bench and got stuck. The man had to be transported to the hospital, bench and all, where it took 4 hours to cut him loose. 4 hours is more than what most people get.

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A man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota was arrested after being chased out of his neighbor’s yard with his video camera. The footage shot showed the man masturbating and having sex with traffic signs. Police couldn’t go through all the material. Over the years the man collected 2 years worth of coverage of the man having sex with traffic  signs.

In the UK a man was caught having sex with a dead deer. After being arrested the man told the police he found the deer lying in a ditch and moved the corpse into the woods where he consummated his endeavor. He was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – bestiality in lamers terms – his defence claimed that a carcass however does not qualify as an animal. The man had a previous conviction of shooting dead a horse so he could have sex with it. Weird fellow…

 

New Olympic Hobby

steelejohnsonA new olympic hobby has emerged! People are posting pics on twitter of olympic athletes that appear to be naked. Nothing like unnecessary censorship (check jokes.xxx for a funny clip about that!)! In this particular pic with this post the swimmers name ‘Steele Johnson’ makes it even better!

Ladies, enjoy the men’s diving! And for some female Olympic nudity there’s always water polo. Apparently there’s a lot of breasts flopping around every now and then. We can only approve! Happy Hunning

Holiday Season!

beachIt’s Holiday season at The Hun’s… which means we didn’t have as much time as we would like to update these blogs… After the holiday season we will be back updating as often as possible though! Now it’s just off to get some peace and quiet!

In the meantime we’ve been looking for something to look at for the holidays… the Olympics are in full swing, and we did notice the enormous list of sporty female athletes in the Rio Olympics! What to think of Ellen Hoog (Dutch Field Hockey team), Zsuzsanna Jakabos (Hungarian Swimming team), Amber Hill (British Shooting team) or Darya Klishina (Russian Long Jumper). We’re not too much into sports, but with athletes like these it becomes a lot better to look at!

Any athletes you’d like us to find out more about? Just leave a reply to this message and we’ll be looking for you!

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Darya Klishina

Born January 15, 1991 in Russia

active in long jumping

 

 

 

 

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Amber Hill

Born August 21, 1997 in Windsor, Great Britain

active in shooting

 

 

 

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Zsuzsanna Jakabos

Born April 3, 1989 in Pecs, Hungary

active in swimming

 

Have fun this holiday season everybody!!!!