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High Roller

image-pilotA British Airways pilot got fired… now that normally won’t be news, but the reason this man got fired was that he… well… pleasured himself in mid air. Wearing stockings he flew the airplane with his feet ’cause he needed his hands for other things. I guess he had his mind on his job… And admittedly… those long flights can get very boring!

The weird part… Pilots aren’t allowed in the cockpit alone… It seems the co-pilot stayed clear from the camera, he apparently still works at BA… Now you know why they call it a cockpit…

It’s clear this wasn’t a flight with WiFi on board. The pilot had pornographic magazines open on the aircraft’s controls. Obviously he normally would have checked thehun.net on his mobile to get his kicks! Happy Hunning!

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Happy Birthday!

jumpoutcakeThe Hun’s Yellow Pages has been around for a loooong time now! How long? Well, 21 years to be exact! This makes it the first adult website that’s finally got adult! I bet some of the visitors weren’t even born when this site started!

The design of the site never changed much. The color has been changed twice when there were some family additions and of course we adapted to mobile and tablet, but since 1995 people have been visiting this page looking at the same yellow color and the ever growing collection of links to free porn on the web.

How did it start? In 1995 I was finishing my education (technical computer science) and this thing called ‘the internet’ came along. Being curious I wanted to know how that worked and built a simple web page using some program I found somewhere. With that I backwards engineered how HTML worked and in the process I built this page. So it was never the purpose to build the longest standing porn site in the world, the only goal was to learn HTML. Once uploaded and shared with some friend on the web it quickly went viral (when all the social networks were still actual people meeting each other). The rest is pretty much history! Happy Hunning!

The oldest Profession

penguinWe all know what the oldest profession in the world is… turns out penguins do the exact same thing! Instead of doing it for money the penguins are charging rocks for their services

Rocks are the currency of choice for penguins. They’re hard to come by, they need them to build their nests. It seems the female penguins are quite sneaky about it too! They go off searching for stones, as they do quite often, so the males don’t suspect a thing. Penguins are otherwise monogamous.

Females tend to target single male penguins. They carry out the whole courtship ritual, in which the male offers stones to the female. Usually this whole ritual ends in mating, As soon as the ladies earned their stones they take a couple of them and run off to their own nest. It comes down to the fact that the most northers whorehouse you can go to is on Ross Island, about 800 miles from the South Pole. Now you know!

Car Lover

van_grillIn Dayton, Ohio, a man was arrested for having sex with a van. Now we know there are girls out there described as ‘vans’, but in this case the van was a solid van. The man stuck his penis in the grill of the van and started to have sex with it. The man was arrested and charged with public indecency.

Over the years many people have been caught having sex with unusual objects. Another man from the lovely state of Ohio (Hamilton) was arrested multiple times for having sex with his pool raft. He didn’t even bother to draw a face on it. His neighbours reported the man who was then arrested for the 5th time for public indecency… you can’t even love pool rafts anymore. Maybe he should have used the one in his own pool…

Not only the US has weird couples. In Sweden a man attempted to have intercourse with a wasps nest! Now, we reckon that’s not a very smart idea for obvious reasons. His attempt succeeded, evidence was found on the nest that implies the man managed to reach satisfaction, but over 50 wasp stings in his genitals and 100 more on the rest of his body was a little bit too much. He died.

Other object people have been caught in intimate relations with include sofa’s, pizzas, bicycles and picnic tables… Ew… Again in Ohio, Bellevue this time, a man was videotaped by his neighbor whilst having sex with a picnic table. We wonder what’s more perverted, having sex with a picnic table or videotaping your neighbour while doing so…

In Hong Kong a man was arrested when he got himself caught in an intimate rendezvous with a park bench. He stuck his manhood through a hole in the bench and got stuck. The man had to be transported to the hospital, bench and all, where it took 4 hours to cut him loose. 4 hours is more than what most people get.

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A man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota was arrested after being chased out of his neighbor’s yard with his video camera. The footage shot showed the man masturbating and having sex with traffic signs. Police couldn’t go through all the material. Over the years the man collected 2 years worth of coverage of the man having sex with traffic  signs.

In the UK a man was caught having sex with a dead deer. After being arrested the man told the police he found the deer lying in a ditch and moved the corpse into the woods where he consummated his endeavor. He was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – bestiality in lamers terms – his defence claimed that a carcass however does not qualify as an animal. The man had a previous conviction of shooting dead a horse so he could have sex with it. Weird fellow…

 

New Olympic Hobby

steelejohnsonA new olympic hobby has emerged! People are posting pics on twitter of olympic athletes that appear to be naked. Nothing like unnecessary censorship (check jokes.xxx for a funny clip about that!)! In this particular pic with this post the swimmers name ‘Steele Johnson’ makes it even better!

Ladies, enjoy the men’s diving! And for some female Olympic nudity there’s always water polo. Apparently there’s a lot of breasts flopping around every now and then. We can only approve! Happy Hunning

Holiday Season!

beachIt’s Holiday season at The Hun’s… which means we didn’t have as much time as we would like to update these blogs… After the holiday season we will be back updating as often as possible though! Now it’s just off to get some peace and quiet!

In the meantime we’ve been looking for something to look at for the holidays… the Olympics are in full swing, and we did notice the enormous list of sporty female athletes in the Rio Olympics! What to think of Ellen Hoog (Dutch Field Hockey team), Zsuzsanna Jakabos (Hungarian Swimming team), Amber Hill (British Shooting team) or Darya Klishina (Russian Long Jumper). We’re not too much into sports, but with athletes like these it becomes a lot better to look at!

Any athletes you’d like us to find out more about? Just leave a reply to this message and we’ll be looking for you!

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Darya Klishina

Born January 15, 1991 in Russia

active in long jumping

 

 

 

 

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Amber Hill

Born August 21, 1997 in Windsor, Great Britain

active in shooting

 

 

 

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Zsuzsanna Jakabos

Born April 3, 1989 in Pecs, Hungary

active in swimming

 

Have fun this holiday season everybody!!!!

SORRY

bugSorry for the panic right there people!!! The Hun was off-line for a while. It doesn’t happen often, but it did now. It was completely my own mistake. As you might know The Hun’s Yellow Pages is not a big operation. It’s two people running it, one does all the programming and design (me, the one that fucked up just now… ) and the other makes sure all the links on the site are up to the standard we have.

Normally updates/upgrades and changes go relatively seamlessly, but in this case it was a matter of forgetting to upload one single file, which caused the Hun’s Yellow Pages to have a breakdown and show an error on the site… rest assured… it’s been fixed. I can’t promise it won’t happen again, after all, I’m only human… and well, sometimes we all mess up, don’t we 🙂

Happy Hunning!!!

70 years of bikini!

fashion-2014-06-vintage-bikini-ad-1964-Rose-Marie-Reed-Swimwear-mainAlthough the history of bikini like garments can be traced back to Roman times, the bikini as we know it was born on July 5th, 1946. The bikini is named after the Bikini Atoll, an atoll in the Marshall Islands, and ‘invented’ by a automobile engineer named Louis Réard. At introduction the bikini was highly controversial, it was the first time the navel was fully exposed!

All ads for the bikini stated a two-piece suit wasn’t a genuine bikini unless it could be pulled through a wedding ring. All we know (and care about) is that they’re awesome to look at! Over the years we’ve posted quite a few bikini pics ourselves! Check them out!

Google WAS scaring people!

imgresGoogle is was claiming there is malware on thehun… there’s not… In a way it’s a good thing that they’re doing their part in fighting malware, but in this case they’re wrong. There is no malware on thehun.

We’re working hard to get this problem fixed, it’s hard to get human support at google. But we’re doing everything in our power to get this problem fixed as soon as possible!

If you want to know all the details, please read on!

Thehun.net has always been a site with links to galleries. The galleries we get are submitted by webmasters who want to promote their content. You’ll get a taste of what you can find inside their members area. On top of each gallery (and now we’re getting a bit technical) we have the voting and the links to other galleries in the same categories, we do that with the hunbar. This hunbar loads the submitted content in an iframe. Google is now detecting this as malware… but IT’S NOT!!!!

For instance, in my google webmasters report I get a warning on: http://thehun.net/content/1993929_A_busty_Asian_girl_in_action_from_Jeremy.html

The first problem on there is supposed to be:

<iframe id=”hbi” src=”http://www.hotasiannudes.com/jizzed-all-over-the-face/” async frameborder=”0″>

This is loading the gallery that was submitted by the webmaster in an iframe, so it’s actually visible in the hunbar. The next detected ‘problem’ is this:

<a href=”http://www.hotasiannudes.com/jizzed-all-over-the-face/”>

This is a link to the gallery that was submitted. It’s not malware, there’s no harm in this link. It’s merely a link to the site that was submitted to us (we checked the site in question for malware as well, there’s no malware on it!). The third ‘problem’ was this:

<a href=”#” onclick=”return hunbar_remove( false )”>

This is the link on the top right of the hunbar to close it (together with the before link straight to the gallery). Google is a bit paranoid here. The ‘suspicious snippets’ as they call it is perfectly normal code that has been running on thehun for years now. It’s definitely NOT malware. Thanks for everybody that warned us about this problem. We’re doing everything we can to get google to rectify the problem and to make sure they no longer hurt the reputation we built up in 21 years. We look very closely after what is linked on the yellow pages. And it’s great that google helps to keep the internet clean, but in this case they’re going way too far!

The biggest problem is that there’s no human support from google! I can remove the problem right away by disabling the hunbar, but as soon as I enable it again google would detect it again and block everything.