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pumping iron

In the German city of Worms a young man was trying to work on his body… We all know some people like to experiment, but what this man was thinking we’ll never know. A penis is not a muscle… yet he decided to put a little weight in his quality time!

Result was as you can see in the image. The fire department were called to come to the hospital to free the man from the weight he got his penis stuck in. It took them 3 hours with a grinder and their hydraulic tools to free the man.

We can only hope they confiscated the other weight to prevent this man from doing it again.

Boating

There are several different kinds of boat designs out there. From large ones to small ones… One particular kind of boat is the kayak. A little research shows there are several kinds: recreational, touring, sea kayaks, etc. Recently a Japanese artist called Megumi Igarashi added another one… She made a kayak shaped like her own vagina. Only bigger…

The artist wanted her vagina to travel the world. Unfortunately Japanese authorities didn’t agree nor approve. She was arrested and found guilty of obscenity. I guess you can’t have everybody rowing around in your privates in Japan. All she did was email the 3D scanner data of her vulva to people who supported her crowd funding project in 2014.

Surfing around on the yellow pages we found most vulvas would be too narrow to make a kayak out of. They would turn into something like a dugout canoe. Although admittedly we also saw a couple you could build a decent size swimming pool out of :)… Now you know…

One Hot Dog please

This order must have been for a hot dog with extra spicy sauce! We have no idea where this was shot, but this waitress must either really love the person that ordered this hot dog, or really hate them! We just know it made for some ‘interesting’ footage. We have no clue where this was filmed, but if you know any information: we have several people interested in the waitress’s phone number!

If you want to do this at home: the recipe for these vagina hot dogs seems pretty straight forward. We are wondering how she can either stand the heat of the hot dog, or if it really should be served that cold. There are health risks to eating food that’s not heated enough!

More funny vids and pictures on our raunchy jokes page, jokes.xxx! enjoy!

The Color of Porn

What is the color of porn? We never expected porn to actually have a color, but we were wrong! The color of porn depends on where you are in the world though. It turns out that in China the color of porn is yellow. Pornographic books are referred to as ‘yellow books’, and sexual jokes are called ‘yellow jokes’ there.

In Catalan and Spanish the color is green. A dirty joke there is called ‘acudits verds / chistes verdes’ which translates into ‘green jokes’. In greek and Japanese it’s ‘pink’. The English used ‘blue movies’ to describe pornographic material, though that term seems to be hardly used anymore.

Why refer to pornographic material as ‘yellow’? Well, a couple of explanations are floating around. As for the Chinese ‘yellow’ it could refer to the skin color, since there is a lot of skin showing in adult material. Another possible explanation is the association between ‘yellow’ and ‘bad practice’. A British magazine published in 1894 had contents considered scurrilous by some. Oscar Wilde was seen holding an issue of this ‘Yellow Book‘ when he was arrested with homosexual charges. Since then people would have connection ‘yellow’ with what was then considered ‘dirty / sexual’. It could also be that ‘yellow’ comes from the ‘yellow card’, a personal identification document of prostitutes in the Russian Empire. Or is it because of the color of the website you’re on? Who knows…

Penthouse announces pet of the year

Penthouse announced their 2017 Penthouse pet of the Year: Jenna Sativa! Jenna was born in Miami, Florida on the 12th of November 1992. Jenna performs in numerous movies and shoots, it was a matter of time before she made it Penthouse pet of the year!

We have a little preview of Jenna’s pictures up on thehun’s, you can check out! Courtesy of penthouse. They have more images and video of Jenna available, we’ll do our best to feature more of her pictures soon!

Some of you might have noticed we have been posting some of the old Penthouse pets of the month on thehun’s. Penthouse has granted us access to some of the pictures they have collected since they started in 1965!! So keep your eyes out for them!

Lumidolls

Barcelona has a world premiere! They opened a brothel with only sex dolls. The working staff of the brother consists of 4 willing sex dolls: Lili, Kay, Leiza and Aki.

80 Euros (about 86 USD) will buy you one hour with one of their 4 ‘workers’. These girls will never complain about anything. Their pillow talk isn’t very interesting though. A woman that lets you do anything you want without making a sound whatsoever seems like a lot of men’s dream come true though.

We compared the ‘girls’ in Barcelona with the one girl we have for sale at the hunstore, we have to admit the ones at the brothel look a lot more realistic! So you can buy a return ticket to Barcelona, enjoy the scenery and have your way with a realistic love doll for under 90 bucks (ticket not included), or you can have a doll all to yourself… This will set you back 2 grand though! The upside is that you can decide who gets to use the doll… it would be the option for the more jealous minded men! Now you know!

Stolen Testicles

Who does that?! A Russian TV actor (Dmitry Nikolaev) was hanging out in a bar in Moscow when he was approached by a young woman. One thing led to another and the couple ended up in a sauna somewhere. The next thing Dmitry remembers is waking up in a bus stop in a lot of pain and covered in blood… don’t you just hate days like that…

When he was found and rushed to the hospital doctors found out his testicles were removed. According to specialists the procedure was carried out skillfully, they couldn’t have done a better job themselves.

Police is searching for a gang, including a doctor, who drugged the TV actor and removed his testicles. What happened to the testicles is unknown… weird…

Buy her Panties?

15731571_10154683411151294_293307656_nDo you know someone that’s lonely these holidays? Or are you? You can buy a bro (or yourself) a show at a new site that was just launched. And this is a show that comes with a memory!

We at The Hun’s met many people in this industry over the past years. Every now and then one comes up with something new and interesting. In this case it was an British bloke we met in Vegas. He made this site called Panty Bay… At first it sounded like another cam site, but this one’s a little different. The girls will do a show with you and when you’re all done they ship their panties to your home…

He was going to call it Pantie Bay first, but another site called ebay had a big problem with that and went after him. I guess ebay doesn’t like competition when it comes to cam girls… though I never saw any cam girls advertised on ebay… I did see panties there though. Ah well, I’ll never fully understand the corporate world I guess… Anyway, pantybay is offering a 20% discount to people signing up through The Hun’s (add the code ‘Thehun20’ when you’re paying)… so if you’re interested, for a bro, or for yourself, check out Panty Bay. Happy Holidays!

Greater Member?

ad_228283283Bishop Daniel Obinim from Ghana says he can perform miracles! He claims he can enlarge a man’s penis with a mere touch of his blessed hands, and apparently people believe him as well!

The Bishop asks people that don’t like parts of their body to come to him. He gracefully offers to massage women’s breasts in order to enlarge them. He can enlarge buttocks as well, all with a touch of the hand… The bishop is highly controversial and is facing charges over acts he performed in the past.

We believe increasing penis size on the touch of a hand is possible, provided the touch is gentle and in a stroking motion… results are only temporary though! Happy Hunning!

High Roller

image-pilotA British Airways pilot got fired… now that normally won’t be news, but the reason this man got fired was that he… well… pleasured himself in mid air. Wearing stockings he flew the airplane with his feet ’cause he needed his hands for other things. I guess he had his mind on his job… And admittedly… those long flights can get very boring!

The weird part… Pilots aren’t allowed in the cockpit alone… It seems the co-pilot stayed clear from the camera, he apparently still works at BA… Now you know why they call it a cockpit…

It’s clear this wasn’t a flight with WiFi on board. The pilot had pornographic magazines open on the aircraft’s controls. Obviously he normally would have checked thehun.net on his mobile to get his kicks! Happy Hunning!

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