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Dick Run Claire

Ladies and gentleman: we have a winner. You got to love a lady with good humor. Claire is one of them! She’s from Dallas, Texas she’s a beer enthusiast, and she works out! She works out often, and when she does she is making dicks with her app!

First, she carefully plans her route on a map, then she’s off making sure not to miss any turns, or she’ll ruin her dick drawings. We have an idea on what’s on her mind when she’s running. We can only applaud this frolic enthusiasm! Keep it up Claire!! Find her on instagram! There’s plenty of good dick-run ideas on there. And she even found a Twat Trot somewhere. Happy Hunning!

The purpose of breasts

I once read on a truckstop mensroom: “If women’s breasts were on the back side, slow dancing would be more fun”. I partially agree. It would make it more awkward for sure. But it made us think… what is their purpose?

The main purpose of course is providing nutrition for infants, but why would play such a big role in maturation. Surely that means they serve another purpose then just feeding babies. Since ages people have been portraying breasts in paintings and sculptures, so they must be somewhat attractive and pleasant to look at. We couldn’t agree more.

Mother nature has breasts too. Many mountains are named after breasts ’cause they somehow resemble the shape. The mountains have been worshipped by many old cultures. In Asia you have “breast mountain” with a nearby cave where a Buddhist monk spent much time meditating… Even the US has a mountain named after breasts, they mountains where called “Les Trois Tetons” by the French, which translates to “The Three Breasts”. The grand Teton – the tallest of the three mountains, literally translates into “the big tit”. I know where my next hike is off to!

More reading on this subject at wikipedia! Happy Hunning!

Happy Holidays

Happy holidays from us at The Hun’s to everybody visiting. It’s heartwarming to see this site still stand strong after being on-line since 1995! We still enjoy working on the site! 23 years is like forever in internet years. And thus far we’re planning on keeping this up for at least another 23! 🙂

So, even if you don’t celebrate anything right now, we still wish you all the very best from our side of the world! Happy Hunning!!

Don’t get tricked!

If you received reports that your EMAIL WAS HACKED AND PEOPLE GAINED ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER, read this: There is a new way scammers are trying to make some cash… With recent data leaks on Uber, Twitter, Air Canada, etc…  hackers have gotten their hands on people’s email addresses and other personal information, in some cases including passwords. Many people still seem to use the same password for all websites!

We’ve gotten reports from people that received an email from an apparent hacker that hacked into their computer, gaining access to their camera and filming them secretly while they were surfing porn websites. Of course the video will be deleted after you pay a sum of money (in bitcoins) to the hackers… Rest assured… you computer most likely isn’t hacked. Your email address was probably in one of the hacked websites, which is where they also got your password. So it is a sign your personal information has been compromised by a site you signed up for. Especially them including your password in the email makes this latest scam seem it’s real… it’s not… Unfortunately people fall for this nonsense and transfer bitcoins to these ‘hackers’.

What can you do to prevent this from happening? Well, first of all, make a new password for every website. That way, if you get a message like this, you’ll know which website they took your password from. It’s always good to have a good, hard to guess and unique password for every site you are member to.

Although the emails that have recently been sent out are most likely fake and try to scare you into paying money, we can not emphasise enough that it’s important to have good security installed on your computer! If you’re looking for a free security program you can check out Avast antivirus for Windows, for Mac users Sophos is a free alternative. Happy (and safe) Hunning!

Sex Doll repair?

Men hate not being able to fully inflate, but for a sex doll it must be terrible as well. And whilst men can rely on the little blue pill, sex dolls can’t swallow… well… you know what I mean…

Luckily there is hope! And that hope is called Slade Fiero. He is an expert in repairing Realdolls, a popular brand of sex dolls. So if you ever went a tad too far with your plastic partner: no worries! Contact Slade, he’ll give her the TLC she so desperately needs. It must be the next level in plastic surgery!

There is a documentary on the subject as well, a little preview can be found on youtube. Looking for some realdoll action online? You might want to check the Hunstore!. Happy Hunning!

Clips4Sale Gives You Exactly What You Want Without Any Nonsense!

If you are one of the millions of people who have visited Clips4Sale over the last 15 years online, you may recall that it was the first site of its kind in the adult industry. Offering fans the chance to find exactly the kind of content that earns an orgasm, without any of the filler or fuss so many other sites are know for having. The big question is, have you visited recently and seen how much Clips4Sale.com has grown?!

There is now an amazing amount of video content on the Clips4Sale website, and a lot of it is in what we call “micro-niches”, which are narrow categories that fit the specific hardcore needs of a particular fetish fanbase. For example, go ahead and Google Arm Wrestling. You probably won’t find any erotic arm wrestlers to enjoy that way, and even if you do it’s probably just one or two videos on site that’s actually all about something else. On the other hand, Clips4Sale comes through with more than 2,600 video clips of gorgeous naked girls in competitive arm wrestling interludes!

So that’s great, but what if you aren’t into seeing girls Arm Wrestle? That’s fine, it’s not my fetish either…. But it’s just one example of the kind of perfectly targeted micro-niche content you can only get exclusively from the Clips4Sale website.

Beyond the wildly popular Foot Fetish, Taboo, Tickling and Bondage categories filled with exclusive videos, fans also flock to Clips4Sale.com for the wider variety of niches offered here than on any other website. Financial Domination, SSBBW, Face Sitting, Ballbusting, Tease & Denial and everything in between are all represented beautifully in handpicked categories that are curated by the models themselves.

Instead of having some porn director telling a girl what he thinks looks sexy, the Clips4Sale site puts performers in power by giving them a way to upload their own videos directly to the site for their fans. Why waste your time watching XXX action chosen by a middleman when you can go straight to the source yourself thanks to the Clips4Sale website community of models and fans? The answer is pretty obvious at this point…

Whether you want to Open A Studio yourself to earn millions of dollars making video clips for your own audience, or prefer to be a voyeur savouring the sexiest amateur home porn studios online, this is the oldest, best and most popular clip store website anywhere in the world.

You can choose to browse the site and stumble upon new fetishes you haven’t explored before, use the robust search functionality the site provides at the top of every page, select a category of content from a simple list, or look at the clips and studios that other fans have already ranked among the most popular in the long history of this amazing porn clip website.

If you prefer to get even deeper into your porn sessions, you may also want to check out the Clips4Sale Blog where models post their own unique kinds of news and information for you to enjoy. There are studio spotlights, one on one interviews, sales and discount events all aimed to enhance your viewing pleasure as a valued member.

It’s also worth noting that Clips4Sale is a completely free website. Looking through thousands of clips, reading the descriptions, and enjoying the samples won’t require any kind of signups or obligations. It’s as easy to browse Clips4Sale as it is to browse TheHun.net!

When you do find a model, studio, niche or particular clip you like, and the urge to download it is strong enough, they know at that point you’ll be willing to go get your wallet. That’s the true beauty of the Clips4Sale business model. Instead of trying to rope you in to a monthly fee or using a couple good clips to get you excited enough to buy a membership that includes a dozen weak ones as updates, Clips4Sale lets you target only the videos you actually want to watch on an À la carte basis!

Build your own collection of the perfect mix of models, niches and sexual escapades by choosing the best clips for sale on the site for your own personal interests. Every single video you own can be exactly what you want to see, and thanks to the community features on the site you can even contact the studio or model to make requests for new updates that fit your mood.

This new era of adult entertainment where fans actually get what they each want isn’t really new at all. In fact, Clips4Sale.com has satisfied customers for a decade and a half already. That’s why TheHun.net is proud to support their efforts in putting fans first once and for all. Cut out the middlemen; get what you want the way you want it directly from each of your favourite models and do it all right now on Clips4Sale!

Glad it’s now…

We men should be glad it’s now… and not a couple of hundreds of years ago. Back then masturbation was considered wrong, something dirty. It had a be treated! One of the instruments used for this was the four-pointed urethral ring. It’s not hard to see how this would have worked. Not hard at all…

There where other methods, on wikipedia there’s an image of an electric device that lets an alarm bell ring once an erection is detected. Now this could be used for good cause: never let an erection go to waste, but in this case it was meant to alarm others for pending impure thoughts… Luckily that all has changed, enjoy your Hunning people! 🙂

Norwegian authorities have a request

Images borrowed from FTVGirls.com

‘Do not have sex on roundabouts and do not walk naked over bridges’. For us this was a reason to start checking into flights to Oslo, but it got us wondering where this request came from at the same time.

Apparently Norwegian students have a tradition of celebrating their exams by running naked over bridges and making love in public places. The warning from the authorities explains: “It’s not dangerous to be on a bridge naked, but it could distract drivers and make them forget they’re behind the wheel”. We saw some Norwegian beauties on thehun, so we can only confirm they indeed distract!

Stay safe, also on roundabouts and bridges in Norway! Happy Hunning!

Yoni

Image taken from ErosErotica

We have a new hobby! We’re even thinking of making this a business… Ever heard of Yoni Massage? According to Wikipedia it’s a ‘Tantric massage that primarily focuses on the vulva and vagina’. There’s a male counterpart to Yoni as well, it’s Lingam massage. Both are described as a therapeutic way to relieve tension in the private areas. By common people known as ‘sex’ or ‘masturbation’.

We’re all for it though. After all, it sounds way nicer to ask someone if you can relieve them from tensions through a tantric massage then just ‘grab em by the pussy’. You’ll even get paid instead of sued! Same goes for the ladies, though apparently many men will probably choose a handjob over a Lingam massage. For both massages instruction videos can be found – since it’s educational and not porn – on youtube. We’re off to the store to stock up on oil now! Happy Hunning!

Next Wednesday: Steak and Blowjob

We all know February 14th is Valentine’s day, but there’s another “day of love” coming up: international Steak & Blowjob day on the 14th of March (there’s even a Wiki about it)! And of course for the day after Steak & BJ: the Chicken and Licking day. So, in order to celebrate both, here’s a recipe on steak, and one for chicken. I think you can figure out a way to learn about Blowjobs and Licking!

Spoil yourself and go for a Rib-eye steak. Cook it with the fat still on it, you can take that off after you’re done cooking, or leave it on, whatever you prefer. You first heat a frying pan, as hot as it’ll go. Add some oil (Avocado can stand heat nicely, peanut oil is good too), a bruised garlic clove and any herb of your liking. Season the steak with salt and pepper and cook for 1½ – 2½ minutes on each side. Take out the steaks and poor some wine in the pan (it will sizzle!), season with salt and pepper, maybe add a little mustard or honey to make a nice sauce. Enjoy with a bit of bread! The steak is best done medium rare, the blowjob should be well done!

I like Thai food, a nice easy Thai chicken dish is Thai larb. Add some raw sticky rice to a wok, no oil or anything. Stir continuously so it doesn’t burn. As soon as it starts to color (can take a while) grind it to a powder. Add some oil to the wok, add 2 lbs (1 kilo) of minced chicken and a cup of fish sauce and stir fry ’till the chicken is done. Add 2 dices onions, a tablespoon of dried chillies (or more if you prefer spicy) and some dried Laos (or Galangal) and stir for another minute. The add chopped fresh cilantro (coriander) and serve with rice!

Apparently for people that don’t go for either of there there is always Pizza and a wank. Happy Hunning! 🙂