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A Porn Stories Video Site Like This One is Rare And Exciting

Long ago when porn was rare, it was hard to find quality smut and fans turned to TheHun.net seeking links to the best pics, videos and erotica available anywhere online. As things changed and the porn became much more popular, some mistakenly thought great porn would become easier to catch. In fact the opposite has happened. Instead of looking for one rare video isolated by itself in the earlier era, now fans are left to dig through mountains of nonsense if we want to find that one fantastic porn video we have been looking for all along.

The Hun is always here to help, and fortunately there are a growing number of porn sites that are coming to the rescue of porn fans everywhere by sorting out curated lists of quality XXX hardcore action for you from all the rest. It should come as no surprise that the best directories for adult content these days are sites that rely mostly on editorial text, reviews and link lists like TheHun.net

As an example, check out the site http://www.apornstories.com/ which originally built its brand by publishing quality sex stories for readers. Now they have expanded the website to include free porn videos and you can tell right away from the collection of XXX videos on their site that they are real porn fans just like us!

The Videos.aPornstories.com website like this one has a lot to offer, free porn, adult movies, but especially when you combine the possibilities of preheating your libido with intimate fictional accounts of taboo sexual interludes, followed by the visceral experience of seeing some of the same sorts of niche porn activities happening in hardcore high resolution videos of your choosing.

Rather than focusing only on the mainstream middle of the road topics other tubes narrowly publish, APornStories.com gets into all kinds of taboo topics and rare hard to quickly find niche XXX action. Grannies, Hentai, BBWs and Celebrity Pussy are among the most popular niches right now, but have a look for yourself and send them a message with any ideas you have for new content on the website. These guys listen to you, and that’s one of the reasons the site keeps getting better and better every year!

Boating

There are several different kinds of boat designs out there. From large ones to small ones… One particular kind of boat is the kayak. A little research shows there are several kinds: recreational, touring, sea kayaks, etc. Recently a Japanese artist called Megumi Igarashi added another one… She made a kayak shaped like her own vagina. Only bigger…

The artist wanted her vagina to travel the world. Unfortunately Japanese authorities didn’t agree nor approve. She was arrested and found guilty of obscenity. I guess you can’t have everybody rowing around in your privates in Japan. All she did was email the 3D scanner data of her vulva to people who supported her crowd funding project in 2014.

Surfing around on the yellow pages we found most vulvas would be too narrow to make a kayak out of. They would turn into something like a dugout canoe. Although admittedly we also saw a couple you could build a decent size swimming pool out of :)… Now you know…

One Hot Dog please

This order must have been for a hot dog with extra spicy sauce! We have no idea where this was shot, but this waitress must either really love the person that ordered this hot dog, or really hate them! We just know it made for some ‘interesting’ footage. We have no clue where this was filmed, but if you know any information: we have several people interested in the waitress’s phone number!

If you want to do this at home: the recipe for these vagina hot dogs seems pretty straight forward. We are wondering how she can either stand the heat of the hot dog, or if it really should be served that cold. There are health risks to eating food that’s not heated enough!

More funny vids and pictures on our raunchy jokes page, jokes.xxx! enjoy!

Traveling to Germany? Enjoy Your Time Even More With A First Class Escort In Berlin!

Traveling by yourself can get lonely without a quality companion. Why eat at nice restaurants and take in the sites alone when you could be doing it with a very special guest? Even in your hotel room working, you may crave a bit more sensuality in your life. If you will be in Berlin soon, plan ahead and make sure the perfect date is there ready for you! You can check out the site Escort Berlin from anywhere in the world and make the most of your upcoming time in Germany! Here you will find a beautiful collection of ladies available to show you around their city, while you enjoy some quality time together.

When visiting the Escort77 website, you will notice that there are about 30 girls available on any given day. They’ve got it all, blondes, brunettes, and even a few redheads. Each girl has a few different professional quality photos so you can get a good idea of what they look like and also see their sense of style. If a girl is on vacation, the dates are clearly marked next to her name, but you always have an excellent variety to choose from. The pictures also have the girls name and age on it, so you know whether you are getting a lovely MILF or a cute college girl.

If you click on any image of a beautiful escort, you can open up her full profile with all the details about what she does and any kinky activities she enjoys most. There is a short bio that tells you even more about her too, so this helps you decide which girl to pick for your fun adventures. The women here have a wide variety of things they like to do from the mundane and average to the outrageous and experimental. These girls are the type of women who know how to help anyone have a good time no matter what they are into, and even if things don’t work out, this service has some incredible policies. As one example, if you show up to your date and don’t like what you see, they will refund immediately! However, they assure everyone that the girls are as advertised and 100% real, they are also refreshingly very clear about what is included in their rates, and what might cost a bit extra.

It is recommended you read the FAQ of the service on their website. Here you will find many important questions answered like how far in advance do you need to book and detail some exciting events and things that you may book a lady for. The women here are classy and they know how to show a guy a good time whether he wants to stay in and watch TV while cuddling or take a beautiful woman out on the town to show her off at the opera.

It may also be worth pointing out that if you are a scintillating woman with a beautiful face, amazing body and entertaining personality, you can apply online to become a professional escort in Berlin. This is how you can meet amazing men who know how to show a girl a good time while making some fun money to spend on shopping or meeting your goals in life. From the FAQ for models it is very clear that the agency is flexible and wants the girls to be happy, allowing them to set their own schedules and limits of what they would like to do. If you’re in Berlin and looking for escort jobs then this would be the place to start! They take care of all the marketing and procurement of clients, and you just have to show up, be charming and have a fun time!

Skip the crowded Berlin bars trying to pick up dates in a foreign land because you can have a sure thing delivered right to your door by making the smart choice with Escorts 77 Berlin and transforming your next trip into the wildest and most memorable adventure of your lifetime!

The Color of Porn

What is the color of porn? We never expected porn to actually have a color, but we were wrong! The color of porn depends on where you are in the world though. It turns out that in China the color of porn is yellow. Pornographic books are referred to as ‘yellow books’, and sexual jokes are called ‘yellow jokes’ there.

In Catalan and Spanish the color is green. A dirty joke there is called ‘acudits verds / chistes verdes’ which translates into ‘green jokes’. In greek and Japanese it’s ‘pink’. The English used ‘blue movies’ to describe pornographic material, though that term seems to be hardly used anymore.

Why refer to pornographic material as ‘yellow’? Well, a couple of explanations are floating around. As for the Chinese ‘yellow’ it could refer to the skin color, since there is a lot of skin showing in adult material. Another possible explanation is the association between ‘yellow’ and ‘bad practice’. A British magazine published in 1894 had contents considered scurrilous by some. Oscar Wilde was seen holding an issue of this ‘Yellow Book‘ when he was arrested with homosexual charges. Since then people would have connection ‘yellow’ with what was then considered ‘dirty / sexual’. It could also be that ‘yellow’ comes from the ‘yellow card’, a personal identification document of prostitutes in the Russian Empire. Or is it because of the color of the website you’re on? Who knows…

Penthouse announces pet of the year

Penthouse announced their 2017 Penthouse pet of the Year: Jenna Sativa! Jenna was born in Miami, Florida on the 12th of November 1992. Jenna performs in numerous movies and shoots, it was a matter of time before she made it Penthouse pet of the year!

We have a little preview of Jenna’s pictures up on thehun’s, you can check out! Courtesy of penthouse. They have more images and video of Jenna available, we’ll do our best to feature more of her pictures soon!

Some of you might have noticed we have been posting some of the old Penthouse pets of the month on thehun’s. Penthouse has granted us access to some of the pictures they have collected since they started in 1965!! So keep your eyes out for them!

Lumidolls

Barcelona has a world premiere! They opened a brothel with only sex dolls. The working staff of the brother consists of 4 willing sex dolls: Lili, Kay, Leiza and Aki.

80 Euros (about 86 USD) will buy you one hour with one of their 4 ‘workers’. These girls will never complain about anything. Their pillow talk isn’t very interesting though. A woman that lets you do anything you want without making a sound whatsoever seems like a lot of men’s dream come true though.

We compared the ‘girls’ in Barcelona with the one girl we have for sale at the hunstore, we have to admit the ones at the brothel look a lot more realistic! So you can buy a return ticket to Barcelona, enjoy the scenery and have your way with a realistic love doll for under 90 bucks (ticket not included), or you can have a doll all to yourself… This will set you back 2 grand though! The upside is that you can decide who gets to use the doll… it would be the option for the more jealous minded men! Now you know!

Get Turned On With Cams.com & Then Get Lucky With AdultFriendFinder

Why wait around for life to happen when you can take control of your own dating destiny with just a few clicks?! The whole point of the Internet is its ability to make it easier than ever for you to find what you are looking for… and let’s face it, if you are a fan of TheHun, you are mostly looking for some quality pussy to play with during your leisure time!

 

Your quest starts at Cams.com, a digital playground for your sexual imagination, packed full of more models and masturbation experts than any college dormitory and halfway house for recovering nymphomaniacs combined! There are thousands of live cam girls ready to thrill you any time of the day or night. So, whether you want to become a cam model or want to see what all the other sexy playmates are doing in their private bedrooms right now, this is the place you’ll want to visit first.

 

Hell, that’s why famous ‘library girl’ Kendra Sunderland and so many other featured performers now call Cams.com their home away from home. Best of all, browsing is always free and these sexy vixens post plenty of pics to show off the main reasons they are destined to become the primary pussy you have in mind during your next fantasy session or date night with your spouse!

 

Speaking of getting beyond your spouse and back into that late night booty call phase of life you loved so much: keeping your hookups quiet isn’t all that easy if you are sending dick pics out to strangers on Facebook – and lets face the facts, that’s also not the most effective way to land your next sexual conquest anyway.

 

Why waste time online when could be finding local singles and swingers in your area right now with Adult Friend Finder! True, these aren’t all Cams.com quality girls, but now that you’ve preheated your libido, the girls on Adult Friend Finder may as well all be elevens on a scale of one to ten. It’s like going to a strip club right before you look for a lay at a dance club next door. In fact, you are actually doing all these girls a favor. If they were 7s and 8s before you watch girls get themselves off at Cams.com, now they get to feel like 10s because you’re already rock hard and ready to get busy with them even before they have a chance to ruin the moment by talking too much!

 

Dating at a club can feel awkward if you are shy, especially if you are trying to get laid right away and aren’t willing to marry anyone at the moment. Adult Friend Finder fixes that for you in two important ways. First, every girl there joined a site called “adult friend finder” – so your secret is out, they already know you are here to get laid! Second, the site has hundreds of thousands of people on it already – not just a handful. That means finding a girl who wants to snuggle in bed and cum hard enough to feel like she is visiting Valhalla is easy, because if the one you are talking to isn’t in the mood, thousand of others are ready to go with you right now.

 

Here is a pro tip: be yourself, and always be willing to chat with someone else if the girl you are talking to isn’t worth your affection. That’s the point… now with Cams.com and AdultFriendFinder.com, the odds of getting lucky are always in your favor!

Stolen Testicles

Who does that?! A Russian TV actor (Dmitry Nikolaev) was hanging out in a bar in Moscow when he was approached by a young woman. One thing led to another and the couple ended up in a sauna somewhere. The next thing Dmitry remembers is waking up in a bus stop in a lot of pain and covered in blood… don’t you just hate days like that…

When he was found and rushed to the hospital doctors found out his testicles were removed. According to specialists the procedure was carried out skillfully, they couldn’t have done a better job themselves.

Police is searching for a gang, including a doctor, who drugged the TV actor and removed his testicles. What happened to the testicles is unknown… weird…

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