One month after Valentine’s day it’s time for a less vanilla time: International Steak and Blowjob day. We gave people a great steak recipe earlier in this blog, so we won’t do that again. Happy Hunning and stay safe!
Oh, and changes are coming! We’re working hard behind the scenes to bring you more content, and less ads. In the mean time, to stay in the spirit of the day, here are some blowjob galleries we collected over the years!
The Venus of Cussac is an ancient engraving found in the Cussac Cave, located in the Dordogne region of southwestern France. This prehistoric artwork is estimated to be around 25,000 years old, dating back to the Upper Paleolithic period, which was a time when early modern humans (Homo sapiens) lived in the region.
The Venus of Cussac is a depiction of a female figure, often referred to as a “Venus” figurine. These types of figurines, which represent the female form, are common in Upper Paleolithic art. The Venus of Cussac is unique because it is engraved directly onto the cave wall, rather than being a three-dimensional sculpture like some other Venus figurines found from the same period.
The engraving features a stylized depiction of a woman with exaggerated and abstract features, such as a large abdomen and prominent breasts. These characteristics are believed to emphasize fertility and reproduction, making them significant in the context of prehistoric art. The figure is also adorned with various lines and patterns, which may have held symbolic or ritualistic meanings.
The Cussac Cave itself is renowned for its rich collection of prehistoric art, including engravings, paintings, and drawings. It provides valuable insights into the artistic and cultural expressions of the people who inhabited the region during the Upper Paleolithic era.
The Venus of Cussac might be the home of the first hand-drawn nudes!
Grain & Frame is a UK manufacturer of custom woodwork. They had a table commissioned by a customer, but it was rejected for a very surprising reason. A knot in the wood looked exactly like a penis. Having a close friend that was diagnosed with a terrible condition when he was 18 (luckily he beat the disease and is in good health now) lead them to a great idea.
The table makers are now auctioning off the table to raise money for testicular cancer. Thousands of tickets are already sold. For your chance to win a unique table with a penis knot check this website. There’s got to be someone out there who would love this in their home. We sure would! A good conversation piece and all for a good cause!
Or are they juvenile parrots? Whatever the case may be, a group of African gray parrots in a wildlife park in Lincolnshire, England ‘somehow’ learned to swear. Caretakers that heard one of them swearing laughed at the parrots, encouraging the bird to keep doing it. Other parrots in the group saw this and started to do the same thing. The safari park ended up with a room full of parrots blasting out obscenities to the unsuspecting visitors. The more they sweared, the more people laughed, triggering the birds to swear more. Visitors described the parrot habitat as “an old working men’s club scenario where they are all just swearing and laughing”.
the swearing parrots where removed from the flock (5 out of a flock of 1500). Happy Hunning!
Yuri Tolochko is a bodybuilder from Kazakhstan, and after a year and a half relation he popped the question to his bride to be… And lucky for him: she didn’t say no! He asked her in December 2019 and the date was set for March 2020, for obvious reasons this has been postponed.
Now, is this worth an article? Maybe if you consider that Yuri’s bride to be is his sex doll named Margo. He takes his cyborg significant other to walks in parks, business meetings, clubs, you know, stuff you would take your wife-to-be.
The couple is very active on instagram and apparently they’re very happy reaching some happy-couple-status. I guess that’s not surprising: the couple have very few arguments and thus far she never sprung a leak. We wish them all the best though!
Belgium already banned non-essensial sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas. Apparently they’re the self-pronounced group sex capitol of Europe, if not the world! At least they felt the need to specifically put a ban on this. When asked the Belgium Health minister added: “These measures only apply to human-to-human sexual contact, not human-to-animal contact”…
Well, for those who prefer to still have human-to-human orgy’s AFF have launched a Virtual Orgy! Or you can choose to check other couples on their webcam on this Chaturbate site. And of course we have a lot of orgy galleries right here on thehun.net! Stay safe everyone! Happy Hunning!
Now, for people that are interested in the notorious ‘back entry’ there is a hotel in Belgium that’s shaped like a colon. You can spend the night in a colon for only $150/night! That includes breakfast and free entry to a museum!
The room is really an art project by the Dutch artist Joep van Lieshout. Inside you’ll find a double bed, a table, a shower and a toilet, it’s equipped with lighting, running water and heating. All in all a cosy place to spend the night!
This is a product that made us wonder why we never even wondered if this exists… Watching a couple make love in the Hollywood movies makes you wonder where all the fun went after they’re done. Real life is different… real life is leaving wet spots on your bed, rolling over together trying to reach for that towel, or she running to the bathroom… all in all pretty funny, but barely a romantic end the situation deserves… there’s a solution now!
We came across a product called Come & Gone. According to the instruction videos on their website it’s perfect to drain whipped cream from a twinkie.. And basically that’s indeed what it does. No more awkward running, but an easy and fast way to clean your twinkie. Any twinkie. Their instructions are clear!
One review was hilarious! It came from Connie. She wrote: “My husband and I have been together for 43 years. To this day, we still can not keep our hands off of each other. My husbands ejaculate is the consistency of cake batter and pungent. It is always a rush to the bathroom to do a quick cleanup but after the last attempt, I fell and broke my hip and clean up has been taking more of a mental toll on me than usual. After my daughter bought this product for me, I no longer have to wait on the bed holding the semen in, hoping it does not erupt out of me like a volcano. Finally, no more wet undies, or glops of man goo on my floor. I am getting older, and rushing to the bathroom is just not an option anymore. Thanks to come&go there will be no more sliding around on loose semen all over my floor. Thank you so much!”
We laughed… Connie apparently has a wonderful sex life, but if your man leaves her “sliding around on loose semen all over her floor” he’s pretty potent for his age. Also the “explode like a volcano” made us raise an eyebrow… Volcano’s mostly erupt in a big cloud of ash and smoke. No matter the age of Connie, we doubt it’s dust exploding from there. Still, a very open-hearted review from a wonderful lady!
The Society for the Scientific Study of Sexuality has a meeting to talk about “Free Speech Considerations in Regulating Artificially-Intelligent Sex Robot Dolls”, according to Xbiz. Free speech for Sex Robots? Ah well. The term they use os Artificial Sociosexual Entities, they first came to the public eye in 2016, they’re shipping all around the world now.
One of the companies building Sex Robots (the sex-bot, who would have figured) is Realbotix. For 7,000 UK Pounds they’ll sell you a realistic doll. You can choose a custom head which is paired with hi-tech bodies that offer internal heating, self-lubricating genitals and even touch sensors. The sex-bots are powered by an AI app that runs on a smartphone or tablet. How realistic? Well, some men seem to think very! A man in China married his sex doll in 2015. The self-lubricating model wasn’t available back then. We can only wonder if he ever cheated on his wife with the internal heated model.
The very first sex dolls date back to the 17th century. Dutch sailors created hand sewn masturbation puppets made of cloth, leather and old clothes. The first commercial dolls where advertised in 1968 in pornographic magazines. Today the realistic models are shipped door to door. How long before a sex robot will book a ticket and travels right to your doorstep? Happy Hunning!
In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don’t feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine.
The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user. It’s height can be changed, but also the pulsting speed and massage strength. It also has a display which can be used to set up the machine, but it can also show video to help speeding up results.
Of course this means there’s a new job now: hands-free sperm collector cleaner. We foresee this machine might make it to outside pure medical purpose to 2019’s most desired Christmas gift! Fun at parties too, but make sure to stock up on the inner tube… for sanitary reasons… Happy Hunning!