Monthly Archives: August 2016

Car Lover

van_grillIn Dayton, Ohio, a man was arrested for having sex with a van. Now we know there are girls out there described as ‘vans’, but in this case the van was a solid van. The man stuck his penis in the grill of the van and started to have sex with it. The man was arrested and charged with public indecency.

Over the years many people have been caught having sex with unusual objects. Another man from the lovely state of Ohio (Hamilton) was arrested multiple times for having sex with his pool raft. He didn’t even bother to draw a face on it. His neighbours reported the man who was then arrested for the 5th time for public indecency… you can’t even love pool rafts anymore. Maybe he should have used the one in his own pool…

Not only the US has weird couples. In Sweden a man attempted to have intercourse with a wasps nest! Now, we reckon that’s not a very smart idea for obvious reasons. His attempt succeeded, evidence was found on the nest that implies the man managed to reach satisfaction, but over 50 wasp stings in his genitals and 100 more on the rest of his body was a little bit too much. He died.

Other object people have been caught in intimate relations with include sofa’s, pizzas, bicycles and picnic tables… Ew… Again in Ohio, Bellevue this time, a man was videotaped by his neighbor whilst having sex with a picnic table. We wonder what’s more perverted, having sex with a picnic table or videotaping your neighbour while doing so…

In Hong Kong a man was arrested when he got himself caught in an intimate rendezvous with a park bench. He stuck his manhood through a hole in the bench and got stuck. The man had to be transported to the hospital, bench and all, where it took 4 hours to cut him loose. 4 hours is more than what most people get.

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A man from Sioux Falls, South Dakota was arrested after being chased out of his neighbor’s yard with his video camera. The footage shot showed the man masturbating and having sex with traffic signs. Police couldn’t go through all the material. Over the years the man collected 2 years worth of coverage of the man having sex with traffic  signs.

In the UK a man was caught having sex with a dead deer. After being arrested the man told the police he found the deer lying in a ditch and moved the corpse into the woods where he consummated his endeavor. He was charged with ‘sexual gratification with an animal’ – bestiality in lamers terms – his defence claimed that a carcass however does not qualify as an animal. The man had a previous conviction of shooting dead a horse so he could have sex with it. Weird fellow…

 

Porn site database with reviews & discounts at X3GUIDE

thehun-imageThe Hun’s Yellow Pages is the best place for free porn, but sometimes we’re asked if there’s a database of porn paysites somewhere.

In our opinion, one of the best places for that is X3GUIDE. I sometimes visit them for some info too, it is a clean and ad free database. They list all of the paysites, from the oldest to the newest porn sites, broken down by category. You could use their database to find the oldest amateur sites, or the newest MILF sites. They even have a VR (virtual reality) porn site list.

X3GUIDE is a porn review site as well, not just a database. Their porn site reviews are professional and honest. If you want to see stats before subscribing a site, x3guide has it all. Number of photo galleries and videos, photo resolutions, the formats and bitrates of the videos, and how often they update.

The porn site discounts section is also worth exploring, they have some great deals.

New Olympic Hobby

steelejohnsonA new olympic hobby has emerged! People are posting pics on twitter of olympic athletes that appear to be naked. Nothing like unnecessary censorship (check jokes.xxx for a funny clip about that!)! In this particular pic with this post the swimmers name ‘Steele Johnson’ makes it even better!

Ladies, enjoy the men’s diving! And for some female Olympic nudity there’s always water polo. Apparently there’s a lot of breasts flopping around every now and then. We can only approve! Happy Hunning

Holiday Season!

beachIt’s Holiday season at The Hun’s… which means we didn’t have as much time as we would like to update these blogs… After the holiday season we will be back updating as often as possible though! Now it’s just off to get some peace and quiet!

In the meantime we’ve been looking for something to look at for the holidays… the Olympics are in full swing, and we did notice the enormous list of sporty female athletes in the Rio Olympics! What to think of Ellen Hoog (Dutch Field Hockey team), Zsuzsanna Jakabos (Hungarian Swimming team), Amber Hill (British Shooting team) or Darya Klishina (Russian Long Jumper). We’re not too much into sports, but with athletes like these it becomes a lot better to look at!

Any athletes you’d like us to find out more about? Just leave a reply to this message and we’ll be looking for you!

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Darya Klishina

Born January 15, 1991 in Russia

active in long jumping

 

 

 

 

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Amber Hill

Born August 21, 1997 in Windsor, Great Britain

active in shooting

 

 

 

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Zsuzsanna Jakabos

Born April 3, 1989 in Pecs, Hungary

active in swimming

 

Have fun this holiday season everybody!!!!