We are doing a little survey on masturbation techniques (thehun.net/masturbation), which brings out some interesting facts. First of all the ladies! You girls seem to confess a lot about having sex with vibrators, which is not surprising, it’s what they’re there for! You do seem to be fond of candles, pens and hairbrushes as well though! And that poor Teddy bear (or lucky bear!), he’s very popular as well. Most popular object to have sex with for women seems to be the pillow though. Now you know!
Ok, valentine is long gone, but we’re building up quite a collection of masturbation confessions already. So we’ll keep this story on here for now.
Valentine was here again… Time to get romantic with the one you love. That doesn’t have to be another person though! We started a little collection of Masturbation Techniques on the Hun’s! Don’t be shy and anonymously submit your favorite way to get off. You could be a great inspiration to others! Have fun this Valentine’s weekend! 🙂
Of course you want to know where to find these techniques: well, they’re at http://thehun.net/masturbation/. Happy Hunning!
Word has it Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all sorts of sodomy, anal and oral, gay and non-gay (sec. 158)! Punishment is set to up to 15 years in prison!
Sodomy is generally anal or oral sex between people, or a sexual activity between a person and a non-human. The word Sodomy originates from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, from the Book of Genesis in the Bible.
A thorough report on the matter reveals that these ‘punishable crimes’ are a favorite past time in prison though!
Men are known for sometimes over-protecting their wedding tackle. Although understandable (it’s a sensitive piece of equipment), it is entirely possible to have a penis replaced in case the owner and his dick somehow get separated. It can be transplanted from one person (#donor) to another, or one can be artificially grown (although this only has been done on rabbits so far), or it can be reconstructed from another part of the patient’s body, a procedure called phalloplasty
The first successful penis transplant was done in 2014 in South Africa. Results were a fully functional member (read about it). Now you know!
A police office in the UK was investigating a noise coming from a house in Bradford-on-Avon in the UK. The building, which was usually empty in the weekends, was in use and the door was open. Wanting to check on the situation officer Mike Ober entered the building to find himself surrounded by mid-aged cougars who were celebrating the 50th birthday of one of their friends. Upon seeing the police officer one of the ladies shouter “You’re early”, but that didn’t stop all the women from shouting loud cheers encouraging the officer to start his act. Ober in turn hastily turned around and exited the building where he ran into the real stripper that was hired as a stripogram. How’s that for secondary working conditions?!
We lately had an article about the succubus, but women aren’t safe while they sleep either. There is a male version, known as the Incubus. An incubus is a demon that visits women at night, lies upon women and engages in sexual activity with them. They are believed to have a unnaturally large, ice cold penis, and some say even men aren’t safe: the Incubus is said to be bisexual.
There’s also a Californian rock band called Incubus, but their nightly activities are slightly different from visiting unsuspecting sleeping women at night.